Who would like this?!
Question: Who would like this!?
It seems that God was just about done creating the universe!. The Lord had a couple of leftovers in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden!. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to urinate while standing up!. "It can be very handy," God explained to Adam and Eve!. "Would either of you like that ability!?"
Adam popped a cork!. He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! It seems the sort of thing a man should be able to do!. Please, Lord, let me have that ability!. I would be forever grateful!."
Eve just smiled and shook her head at Adam's display!. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, then she really wouldn't mind if he were the one given the ability to urinate while standing up!.
And so, the Lord gave Adam the ability to urinate while standing up!. Then, He looked back into his bag of leftover gifts!. "Now, what have we here!? Oh, yes, multiple orgasms!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Adam popped a cork!. He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! It seems the sort of thing a man should be able to do!. Please, Lord, let me have that ability!. I would be forever grateful!."
Eve just smiled and shook her head at Adam's display!. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, then she really wouldn't mind if he were the one given the ability to urinate while standing up!.
And so, the Lord gave Adam the ability to urinate while standing up!. Then, He looked back into his bag of leftover gifts!. "Now, what have we here!? Oh, yes, multiple orgasms!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
When I last heard this joke, the ending was that the woman was given a brain!!!!.
Let's face it, women have both abilities from your's and my ending of the joke - Nice one Sir JephWww@Enter-QA@Com
Let's face it, women have both abilities from your's and my ending of the joke - Nice one Sir JephWww@Enter-QA@Com
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ohhhhhhh wish I was Eve lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com
George W!. Bush Meets Moses
George W!. Bush was walking through an airport last week, when he saw an old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe and holding a staff!. He walked up to the man, who was staring at the ceiling, and "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses!?"
The man stood perfectly still and continued to stare at the ceiling, saying nothing!. Again, George W!. asked, a little louder this time, "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses!?" Again, the old man stared at the ceiling motionless without saying a word!. George W!. tried a third time, louder yet!. "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses!?" Again, no movement or words from the old man!. He continued to stare at the ceiling!.
One of George W's aides asked him if there was a problem, and George W!. said, "Either this man is deaf or extremely rude!. I have asked him three times if he was Moses, and he has not answered me yet!." To which the man, still staring at the ceiling finally replied to the aide, "I can hear him and yes, I am Moses, but the last time I spoke to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
George W!. Bush was walking through an airport last week, when he saw an old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe and holding a staff!. He walked up to the man, who was staring at the ceiling, and "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses!?"
The man stood perfectly still and continued to stare at the ceiling, saying nothing!. Again, George W!. asked, a little louder this time, "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses!?" Again, the old man stared at the ceiling motionless without saying a word!. George W!. tried a third time, louder yet!. "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses!?" Again, no movement or words from the old man!. He continued to stare at the ceiling!.
One of George W's aides asked him if there was a problem, and George W!. said, "Either this man is deaf or extremely rude!. I have asked him three times if he was Moses, and he has not answered me yet!." To which the man, still staring at the ceiling finally replied to the aide, "I can hear him and yes, I am Moses, but the last time I spoke to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness!."Www@Enter-QA@Com