The mum test !!!!!?!

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter!. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth!. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that!. 'Why!?' my daughter asked!. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied!. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mum, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart!.' I was thinking quickly!. 'All mums know this stuff!. It's on the Mum Test!. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mum!.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information!. 'OH!.!.!.I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad!. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my faceWww@Enter-QA@Com

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