Dying words?!
Question: Dying words!?
An old man was in the hospital with not much longer to live!. His pastor came by for a visit and to check up on him to see how he was doing!. The old man could barely talk so he motioned for the pastor to hand him a pen and piece of paper!. He wrote on the paper and handed it to the pastor and died that instant!. The sad pastor decided to fold the paper and not read it until he was before his church congregation the next day!. Standing before the church he announced for everyone to pray for the man's family, for he passed away the night before!. He then said "He wrote me his very last words, and I saved this to read to all of you!." He pulled the paper out of his jacket pocket and it read "YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i love that joke more and more everytime i read it thanks for posting
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p!.s rofl
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BrilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!! i would be sooo embarrassed and i would feel so badWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, I love that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
poor old man :(Www@Enter-QA@Com