A visit to the gyno?!
Question: A visit to the gyno!?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist!. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past!. Right away he tells her to undress!. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh!.
As he does he says to the woman: "Do you know what I`m doing !?"
"Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities!."
"Correct," says the doctor!.
He then begins to fondle her breasts!. "Do you know what I`m doing now", he says!.
"Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer!."
"That`s right," replies the doctor!. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her!. "Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now!?"
"Yes," she says!. "You`re getting herpes!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
As he does he says to the woman: "Do you know what I`m doing !?"
"Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities!."
"Correct," says the doctor!.
He then begins to fondle her breasts!. "Do you know what I`m doing now", he says!.
"Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer!."
"That`s right," replies the doctor!. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her!. "Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now!?"
"Yes," she says!. "You`re getting herpes!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Lol!. Good joke!. I'm going to return a joke back to you then!.
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital!. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously!.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman!. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that!?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture!."
“Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman!.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him!.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified!?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital!. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously!.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman!. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that!?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture!."
“Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman!.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him!.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified!?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol dont listen to those ppl that said it wasnt funny because that was hilarious =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!. I LOVE THAT KIND OF HUMOR!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats not funny to meWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!!!! That makes me want to cancel my appointment now lol thats funi!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG That was funny but gross! but it made my day at work better!
?Thanx?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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thats so funny
a star 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com
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o my god!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats funny!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com