BLONDE JOKES... hahahaha?!
Question: BLONDE JOKES!.!.!. hahahaha!?
No Offense blondes, cause im blonde too!.
A blonde went to the movies with her boyfriend!. While buying snacks the boyfriend asked the blonde what she wanted to eat!. She replied "I want M&Ms, but no brown ones!." After buying the candy, they went into the theater!. While sitting he asked why she didn't want any brown M&Ms!. She replied "I'm allergic to chocolate!."
A MEAN redhead(no offense redheads) walks a blonde into an empty room and tells her this is the amount of people who thinks shes smart!. The blonde replied "YAY 1 more person than last week!." (Cause the red head was there)
Hahaha
A MEAN brunette asks a blonde what is closer, the sun or the park around the corner!. The blonde said, "I guess the sun cuase i can see it!."
Do you know why blonde women have bruises around their belly buttons!?
Because blonde men are stupid too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde went to the movies with her boyfriend!. While buying snacks the boyfriend asked the blonde what she wanted to eat!. She replied "I want M&Ms, but no brown ones!." After buying the candy, they went into the theater!. While sitting he asked why she didn't want any brown M&Ms!. She replied "I'm allergic to chocolate!."
A MEAN redhead(no offense redheads) walks a blonde into an empty room and tells her this is the amount of people who thinks shes smart!. The blonde replied "YAY 1 more person than last week!." (Cause the red head was there)
Hahaha
A MEAN brunette asks a blonde what is closer, the sun or the park around the corner!. The blonde said, "I guess the sun cuase i can see it!."
Do you know why blonde women have bruises around their belly buttons!?
Because blonde men are stupid too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
wow good looking out girl because you really did hit the spot with this one and plus you just did not hit the spot you rocks and plus you get a star for this one because this really is funny way to go you rock for real and plus i just love it soooo much i can not even stop laughin i think im by to wet my pants because thats how hard im laughin at your joke girl!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey I am a blonde bloke, say, blondes of the world unite, you vote for me I vote for you right!?
Shucks never works!
Tromp tromp tromp, ( aside ) exits stage left!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shucks never works!
Tromp tromp tromp, ( aside ) exits stage left!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
YAY !.!.!. more jokes to tell to this dumb blond girl at my school !
( no offence to blonds )
Those were soooooo funny ( again no offence ) !Www@Enter-QA@Com
( no offence to blonds )
Those were soooooo funny ( again no offence ) !Www@Enter-QA@Com
u didn't say (no offense brunettes) :_( u meanie now im offended!! haha jkWww@Enter-QA@Com
alll are very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love them, and, yes I'm blonde yoo!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
5/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha I liked those!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't like blond jokes!. i just like boning them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All are funny except the last one!. I didn't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!.!.!.but have you heard of any smart blonde jokes!? Here's one!. A blonde goes into a high class New York City banking firm and asks for a loan of one hundred dollars for her two week vacation!. For colateral, she puts up a new, fancy, 2008 Nisson Versa!. The bank tellers all laugh at her behind her back as soon as she leaves for putting up an expensive car for a silly loan!. While she was out, the bankers did a background check and found that the blonde was the leader of a high tech science industry and was in the Fortune 500!. When she came back to the bank, and paid off the loan, the teller asked her why she got that loan, since she was so filthy rich!.
"Well," the blonde said, "where else can I park my car in New York city for two weeks for one hundred dollars!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well," the blonde said, "where else can I park my car in New York city for two weeks for one hundred dollars!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com