Do you have some dirty jokes ;]?!


Question: Do you have some dirty jokes ;]!?
Not the ones like,
A horse fell in mud!.
I mean dirty jokes!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
These are BAD!.!.!.


What sound does a baby in a blender make!?

I don't know either, I was too busy masturbating!.


What's the difference between onions and prostitutes!?

I don't cry when I cut up the dead hooker in my garage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

There once was a little bread shop not too far from a school!. An extremely voluptuous, beautiful, long-legged blonde girl, who always wore very short skirts, worked behind the counter!.

One day after school, a boy stopped in at the little bread shop to get some raisin bread for his mother!. The raisin bread was kept on the top shelf behind the counter, so the blonde girl had to climb a ladder to get at it!.

When the young boy looked up, he was thrilled and amazed at the sight of the blonde girl in her short skirt!. He told all his friends at school then next day!. From then on, everyday after school, the boys would stop in at the little bread shop and order a loaf of raisin bread, one at a time!. This soon became a daily occurrence!.

One afternoon, while the blonde girl was perched on the ladder awaiting the arrival of the young boys, an elderly man walked into the little bread shop!. Because she had her back turned to the store's entrance, she assumed it was boys who had arrived for their raisin bread!.

Without glancing over her shoulder, the unaware blonde girl reached for the bread and said, "It's raisin, right!?"

The old geezer stared in amazement at the sight of the blonde girl perched on the ladder, who didn't appear to be wearing any panties!. As he adjusted his pant leg, he replied, "Raisin!? No, but it's definitely twitchin'!."


and hruth thoes are horribel she asked for dirty not horribly grotesque, thoes are just sick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

a guy has a tattoo on his dick, his wife says stop putting words in my mouth!.

A soda, A Doughnut, and a dick are sitting on the coach!. The soda says that his life sucks because people just drink from him and throw me in the trash after they are done!. The Doughnut replies You think you got it bad, people nibble on me and let me get moldy!. The dick says i have it the worst!. At night, they put a rbber cap on my head and slam me against a dark cave until i puke and fall asleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

There was a guy at the bar sitting down on a stool looking so miserable, very unhappy person with few empty shot glass on the counter!. Five minute later his friend just walked in the bar and found his drunk friend and greets him , " Hey John, how have you been " !, said his friend Jack!. John turned around to see his friend and shocked him with such a surprise so Jack raised his voice and said " John , what the hell happened to your eye"! John felt so embarrass and shook his head and downed another shot before he could tell him about his horrible incident, and said " Well Jack, there was a lady passing by me , heading to the restroom!. and i turned around and discover that she had a murf with a dress in-between her cheeks, so i decided to help her by pulling her dress out from her crack, but then "WHAM" , she punched me in my eye"! then Jack looked puzzled by John's story and said " Yeah yea John , i could understand that but that doesn't explain the other eye, what happened to your other eye"!? John look so embarrass so he downed a couple more shots and said , " well when the lady returned from the restroom i decide to put it back in , i made a quick shoved-in with my four fingers

Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas!. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day!. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone!. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the cookie dough!. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs!.
''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out!.''

"Suzy," Grandma said!. "I know you've been eating cookie dough!. Sit down!." Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it!.''

"Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough!. Sit down!." About five minutes later little Billy came!.

''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat

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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex!. Can you explain it to me first!?"

"OK, Sweetheart!. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'!. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison!.

And then they made love for the first time!.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction!.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped!."

Turning on his side, he smiles!. "Then we will have to re-imprison him!."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal!.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted!.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again!."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!


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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday!.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'!?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before!.
"Oh, no," says Dave!. "He's on my bowling team!."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser!.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser!?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey!. We share lanes with them!."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey!. Want your usual table dance, big boy!?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club!.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab!. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her!. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it!. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book!.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

how about this one!.!.!.!.

there once was a cat climbing in a tree that hung over a swimming pool!. all the sudden a rooster crowed and the cat got so scared that he fell in the water!. moral of the story: wheres theres a wet pussy theres a happy cock!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

To make it stand you wet it
To make it wet you suck it
To make it stiff you lick it
To get it in you push it

Oh damn!.!.threading a needle when you are older is some task!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!.
ok
is that a mirror in your pocket!?
cause i see myself in your pantsssa!
(night at the roxbury)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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