Young bride ???!
Question: Young bride !?!?!?
Roger marries at 85
At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old!.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together!.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock" on the door!. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action!. They unite as one!.
All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep!. After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more "action"!.
Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling!. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves!.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action"!.
And, once more they enjoy each other!. But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often!. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once!. You are truly a great lover, Roger!."
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: "You mean I was here already !?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old!.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together!.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock" on the door!. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action!. They unite as one!.
All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep!. After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more "action"!.
Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling!. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves!.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action"!.
And, once more they enjoy each other!. But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often!. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once!. You are truly a great lover, Roger!."
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: "You mean I was here already !?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I hope I'm like that one day, exquisite, ma'am, pure brilliance is the only way to describe this one, thanks for a good laugh!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my was it Alzheimer or was it somebody else!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!
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You made water just run out of my nose onto my laptop!!CURSE YOU!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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You made water just run out of my nose onto my laptop!!CURSE YOU!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha Stars*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!.!.
thats classic jokes!.!. but I still like it!.!.
nice!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats classic jokes!.!. but I still like it!.!.
nice!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think his memory is 85 but he is 25!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's a nice one girl!!! poor old Roger!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't really get it but from what I do get its not very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i felt like part of the joke was missing!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.That is massive funny and that was cute,have a million thousand star for that funny joke!.How about this joke,maybe it can cheer you and you can tell your friends with this joke!.
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him!. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee!.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot"!. Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee!.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you"!.
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards!. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him!. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee!.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot"!. Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee!.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you"!.
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards!. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
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http://www!.funny!.com
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Thank You
Good ByeWww@Enter-QA@Com