Tickle me ?????!


Question: Tickle me !?!?!?!?!?
A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory!. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM!. The next day at 8:45AM, there’s a knock at the personnel manager’s door!. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee!. He says she’s incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up!. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem!. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place!. At the end of the line is the new employee!. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles!. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo’s legs!. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically!. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I’m sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday!. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


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ha i was wondering if there r any new Blondie jokes which i haven't noticed left wow here u go she is so dedicated!.!.!.!. that's a classicWww@Enter-QA@Com

she gave him two testicles, the marbles between the legs!. get it!? and elmo has two tickle spots or so I think (lol) well the point was to give it a tickle test not testicles if you know what I mean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I'm so glad you didn't balls that one up, It's very funny, I like it a lot!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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!.!.!.!.lol ^^;;; *twitch*Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha!.That is massive funny and that was cute,have a million thousand star for that funny joke!.How about this joke,maybe it can cheer you and you can tell your friends with this joke!.

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him!. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee!.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot"!. Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee!.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you"!.

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards!. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"

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