How much ?!


Question: How much !?
Shakey went to a psychiatrist!. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble!. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it!. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it!. Top, under, top, under!. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink!. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears!."

"How much do you charge!?"

"A hundred dollars per visit!."

"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey!.

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street!. "Why didn't you ever

come to see me again!?" asked the psychiatrist!.

"For a hundred buck's a visit!? A bartender cured me for ten dollars!."

"Is that so! How!?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
oh my, im getting cramps from laughing so hard!!!
STAR!!!
LOL!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lesson to be learned here:
Bartenders are underestimated!.!.!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

have to agree with crimesionmouth, there have been some terrible jokes on here but that one made me crack up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is funny!. STAR 4 U!Www@Enter-QA@Com

If there are no legs who cares if there's someone under it!? Cheers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha!.
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I dont get it sorry!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Love it!!! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.very cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats hilarious u get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

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i smirked ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes I liked it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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