Would you put these answers on a CV?!
Question: Would you put these answers on a CV!?
Name: K!. Way [grumpy bars**rd]
Sex: Not lately, looking for a woman who'll co-operate
Desired Position: Chief Executive or M!.D!. If I was in a position to be picky I wouldn't be applying anyway!.
Salary: ￡300,000 per annum, plus shares and a Tony Blaire style redundancy package!. - Make an offer and we can haggle
Education: Yes
Last Position: Target for middle management hostility
Previous Salary: A lot less that I'm worth
Most Notable Achievement: Collection of stolen pens and post-it notes
Reason for leaving: It was a cr@p job
Hours available to work: Any
Prefered hours: 1!.30pm to 3!.30pm Mon, Tues, and Thurs
Skills: Yes but more suited to intimate environments
Contact previous employer: If I had one, would I be here!?
Do you have a car!?: Not one that runs
Recognition: Maybe a winner of Readers Digest award [so they tell me]
Do you smoke!?: On the job - No at break time - yes
Nearest Relative: 7 miles away
Do you certify all you have said is true!? AbsolutelyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sex: Not lately, looking for a woman who'll co-operate
Desired Position: Chief Executive or M!.D!. If I was in a position to be picky I wouldn't be applying anyway!.
Salary: ￡300,000 per annum, plus shares and a Tony Blaire style redundancy package!. - Make an offer and we can haggle
Education: Yes
Last Position: Target for middle management hostility
Previous Salary: A lot less that I'm worth
Most Notable Achievement: Collection of stolen pens and post-it notes
Reason for leaving: It was a cr@p job
Hours available to work: Any
Prefered hours: 1!.30pm to 3!.30pm Mon, Tues, and Thurs
Skills: Yes but more suited to intimate environments
Contact previous employer: If I had one, would I be here!?
Do you have a car!?: Not one that runs
Recognition: Maybe a winner of Readers Digest award [so they tell me]
Do you smoke!?: On the job - No at break time - yes
Nearest Relative: 7 miles away
Do you certify all you have said is true!? AbsolutelyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
at least he was being truthfulWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahahahahah!. sounds like something i wount do but would think in my head!.
dumbledore: harry, you are the last hocrux!. It means you will have to die to kill Voldemort!.!.!.what are you thinking!?
Harry Potter: time to buy life insuranceWww@Enter-QA@Com
dumbledore: harry, you are the last hocrux!. It means you will have to die to kill Voldemort!.!.!.what are you thinking!?
Harry Potter: time to buy life insuranceWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think a job is boring don't even do one its not worth it!. Stay on the dole its far easier let the others do the work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
since when did they call job applications cv's!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that's brilliant!
And No I wouldn't put that on a CV!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And No I wouldn't put that on a CV!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if i was advertising you would get the job!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com