Fruit picking...?!
Question: Fruit picking!.!.!.!?
Three guys are walking through the woods!. They are lost!. They come across an old man sitting by a tree!.
"Ummm!.!.!.excuse me, we're lost!. Could you help us find the way out of here!?" Guy #1 asks!.
The man replies "I tell you what, three of you, go off in a different direction to one another and come back with a fruit!. Then and only then will I set you free"
Some Guy #1, Guy #2 and Guy #3, set off to find some fruit for the man!.
After some times, Guy #1 comes back with a banana!.
"Okay, now, put it up your butt without crying or making a sound" the old man tells him!.
Guy #1 finds this odd but does what he is told!.!.!. He gets halfway down the banana and starts to cry with pain!. The old man banishes into another realm!.
Soon after, Guy #2 comes running over with an apple!.
"Okay, now, put it up your butt without crying or making a sound" the old man tells him!.
Guy #2 finds this extremely crazy but goes with it anyway, seeing as he wanted to get out of the place!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Ummm!.!.!.excuse me, we're lost!. Could you help us find the way out of here!?" Guy #1 asks!.
The man replies "I tell you what, three of you, go off in a different direction to one another and come back with a fruit!. Then and only then will I set you free"
Some Guy #1, Guy #2 and Guy #3, set off to find some fruit for the man!.
After some times, Guy #1 comes back with a banana!.
"Okay, now, put it up your butt without crying or making a sound" the old man tells him!.
Guy #1 finds this odd but does what he is told!.!.!. He gets halfway down the banana and starts to cry with pain!. The old man banishes into another realm!.
Soon after, Guy #2 comes running over with an apple!.
"Okay, now, put it up your butt without crying or making a sound" the old man tells him!.
Guy #2 finds this extremely crazy but goes with it anyway, seeing as he wanted to get out of the place!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.funny!!
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