What is your take on this?!
Question: What is your take on this!?
A fighter pilot sits himself down at the bar and orders a drink!.
A young woman joins him, notices his military dress and strikes up a conversation:
Are you a real fighter pilot!?"
"Lady, I've spent my whole life flying jets," explains the ace, "deploying to war zones, shooting down bandits!.!.!. you bet I'm a fighter pilot!. Damn good one as well!."
The pair sip their drinks, another few minutes pass, then the woman speaks up:
"I'm a lesbian," she reveals, "spend my whole day thinking about women!. Soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women!. When I watch TV, I think' women'!. I even think about women when I eat!.
Everything makes me think of women!."
Again, the pair take a sip from their glasses and sink back into a contemplative silence!.
A stranger wanders over, orders a drink and settles down next to the pilot: "Hey! Are you a real fighter pilot!?"
The pilot lifts his glass: "You know, son, I always thought I was!.!.!. but I just found out I'm a lesbian!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A young woman joins him, notices his military dress and strikes up a conversation:
Are you a real fighter pilot!?"
"Lady, I've spent my whole life flying jets," explains the ace, "deploying to war zones, shooting down bandits!.!.!. you bet I'm a fighter pilot!. Damn good one as well!."
The pair sip their drinks, another few minutes pass, then the woman speaks up:
"I'm a lesbian," she reveals, "spend my whole day thinking about women!. Soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women!. When I watch TV, I think' women'!. I even think about women when I eat!.
Everything makes me think of women!."
Again, the pair take a sip from their glasses and sink back into a contemplative silence!.
A stranger wanders over, orders a drink and settles down next to the pilot: "Hey! Are you a real fighter pilot!?"
The pilot lifts his glass: "You know, son, I always thought I was!.!.!. but I just found out I'm a lesbian!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hilarious! It took me a second read to get it, but it was worth it!
For those of you who don't get it:
Read what the lesbian says!. She spends every waking moment thinking about women!.
Since that's what men normally (theoretically) do, the pilot claims that he is a lesbian as well!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
For those of you who don't get it:
Read what the lesbian says!. She spends every waking moment thinking about women!.
Since that's what men normally (theoretically) do, the pilot claims that he is a lesbian as well!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG lol thats hilarios!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha - funny!. Took me a few seconds to get it!. ;-)
But the pilot must have been very, very naive!Www@Enter-QA@Com
But the pilot must have been very, very naive!Www@Enter-QA@Com
After all he was wearing a 'dress' right!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
10/10 full marks for that offering!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This was just brilliant Sir Jeph! 10/10 and a star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
I really don't get it!. Who will explain it to me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com