I know its old but i think its hilarious enjoy...?!
Question: I know its old but i think its hilarious enjoy!.!.!.!?
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change
the law was that to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died!. So the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven!.
The angel at the gate promptly told the man, "Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day you died!."No problem!." said the man!. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my wife was having an affair!. I believed that each day on her lunch hour,she'd bring her lover home to our 25th floor apartment and have sex
with him!. So today I was going to come home too and catch them!. Well,
I got there and busted in and immediately began searching for this
guy!. My wife was half-naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire
apartment!. But I couldn't find him! Just as I was going to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy to think he could hide from me! Well, I ran out there and promptly stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground!.
But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die!. This pissed me off even more, so in a rage I went back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him!. And oddly enough, the first thing I could grab was the refrigerator!. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony and
heaved it over the side!. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that right after that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly!."
The angel sat back and though for a moment!.The guy DID
have a bad day, and it was a crime of passion, so he announced, "OK,
Sir!. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in!. A few seconds later the next guy came up!. "Before I can let you in, I need to hear about the day you died!."
Sure thing" the man replied!. "But you're not gonna believe this!. I was out on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises when I got a little carried away and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily however, I was able to catch myself by my fingertips on the balcony directly beneath mine!. When all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment and starts cussing and stomping
on my fingers! Well, of course I fell!. I hit some trees and bushes on the way down which broke my fall so I didn't die right away!. As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see the man push his refrigerator, of all things, over the ledge and it falls directly on top of me and kills me!" The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his
story!. "I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself!."Very well," the angel announces!. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,"and he lets the man enter!.
A few seconds later the third man in line comes up to the gate!. "Tell
me about the day you died," said the angel!.
"OK, picture this, " says the man!. "I'm naked inside a
Refrigerator!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
the law was that to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died!. So the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven!.
The angel at the gate promptly told the man, "Before I can let you in, I need you to tell me about the day you died!."No problem!." said the man!. "Well, for some time now, I've thought my wife was having an affair!. I believed that each day on her lunch hour,she'd bring her lover home to our 25th floor apartment and have sex
with him!. So today I was going to come home too and catch them!. Well,
I got there and busted in and immediately began searching for this
guy!. My wife was half-naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire
apartment!. But I couldn't find him! Just as I was going to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve of that guy to think he could hide from me! Well, I ran out there and promptly stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground!.
But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die!. This pissed me off even more, so in a rage I went back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him!. And oddly enough, the first thing I could grab was the refrigerator!. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony and
heaved it over the side!. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that right after that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly!."
The angel sat back and though for a moment!.The guy DID
have a bad day, and it was a crime of passion, so he announced, "OK,
Sir!. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in!. A few seconds later the next guy came up!. "Before I can let you in, I need to hear about the day you died!."
Sure thing" the man replied!. "But you're not gonna believe this!. I was out on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises when I got a little carried away and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily however, I was able to catch myself by my fingertips on the balcony directly beneath mine!. When all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment and starts cussing and stomping
on my fingers! Well, of course I fell!. I hit some trees and bushes on the way down which broke my fall so I didn't die right away!. As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I see the man push his refrigerator, of all things, over the ledge and it falls directly on top of me and kills me!" The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his
story!. "I could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself!."Very well," the angel announces!. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,"and he lets the man enter!.
A few seconds later the third man in line comes up to the gate!. "Tell
me about the day you died," said the angel!.
"OK, picture this, " says the man!. "I'm naked inside a
Refrigerator!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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to long and too little info to answer!. i need more info 2 answer well!. sry '
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ROFL!.!.!.never heard that one before!
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lmao ok just to make sure i got this right the guy that the wife was having an affair with is the one that was in the refrigerator right!?!?!? LMAO hahahahahahaha OK lol haha good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
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This is to dang long!.I have a very short attention span!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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