I want to know what you got!!??!!?!


Question: I want to know what you got!!!?!?!!!?
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me and my friends are thinking of the best yo mama joke
and i need all the best yo mama jokes you can think of
so far the coolest yo mama joke i have is that (yo mama is so fat the she use I-95 as a slip n' slide) lol that is so funny!!! :)

and when i get your answer make sure you mean it in an unharmful way cause we are only doing this in a friendly way not as insulting your mama ok !!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Yo momma so stupid, when she made a typing error on a computer, she tried to fix it with white-outWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamas so ugly someone saw her in the shower and came up with the idea for gorillas in the mist

yo momas so stupid she went to the cinema and saw no under 15 permitted so she went back and got 14 of her friends

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up


Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving!."

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp


corutesy ofWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

yo momma so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

yo momma so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her!.!.!."

yo momma so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookiesWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama admires my jokes ( that's what she calls it, anyway)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama is soo ugly!.!.!.!.!.!.when you were born!.!.!.the Dr!. slapped her instead of you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma is so fat she ddoesn wallk down the street anymore!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. she rollsWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamma is like government cheese-cheap and easy to get a piece ofWww@Enter-QA@Com

Your momma's butt's so big that in school, she sat next to everybody!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ur moms so fat she sat on 4 quarters and made a dollorWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma so fat she was told to haul *** it took her three tripsWww@Enter-QA@Com



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