What are some things to make people laugh?!
Question: What are some things to make people laugh!?
I want to make people laugh their heads off!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I have a tiny can of "candy" that instead of candy is filled with a purple flying worm! Gets 'em every time! They're like 99 cents!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Many things, unfortunately, which make people laugh are when other people suffer misfortunes!.
Now here's what you do to answer your own question!. Get somebody with a camcorder and then set up various scenes in which you have really bad luck!.
Try falling off a platform (if you don't have a stage)!. If you know a kid in a school play, it's great if they fall off the stage or burst into tears if they have forgotten their lines!. Jump on a trampoline and bounce into an inflatable pool, ruining your clothes!. If you land on a dog or cat, so much the better!.
Kick a ball through a patio window!. Great fun! Even better on a quad bike - or through a hedge!. What about trying to step off a boat onto the land and falling into the water!? Yeah, a bit wet, I know!.
Try catching a bouquet at a wedding and knocking over all of the other bridesmaids, hopefully destroying the light fittings on the way!. Hilarious!
Film a baby throwing up or burping!. Always a delight!.
Fill a friend's car with concrete!.
Film talented pets!. Dogs and cats jumping up at the TV or at a window are so rare!. Birds which chase cats is a good one!. Hardly ever seen!. What's really funny is that nobody has seen anything like these things before!.
By the way, did you see the one where The Queen was knighting some chap and accidentally cut his head off with the sword!? She laughed her head off!. Two for the price of one!
You and I could go on and on with this but I have spared you even more suffering!
The best part is that if you send a video to some show or another, you might get ￡250! You can then also watch your family, who nobody else gives a damn about, having a really good time - and you can laugh all the way to the bank!.
Failing this, tell your friends this joke, voted as the best joke ever!. Uhmm!.
A man woke up one morning and when he looked in the mirror, he saw a green growth coming out of his left ear!.
Concerned, he went to the doctor!.
The doctor examined the patient's ear and said, "That's unusual!. It looks like a small lettuce leaf!."
"Is it serious!?" asked the patient!.
The doctor replied, "I'm afraid that it is just the tip of the iceberg!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now here's what you do to answer your own question!. Get somebody with a camcorder and then set up various scenes in which you have really bad luck!.
Try falling off a platform (if you don't have a stage)!. If you know a kid in a school play, it's great if they fall off the stage or burst into tears if they have forgotten their lines!. Jump on a trampoline and bounce into an inflatable pool, ruining your clothes!. If you land on a dog or cat, so much the better!.
Kick a ball through a patio window!. Great fun! Even better on a quad bike - or through a hedge!. What about trying to step off a boat onto the land and falling into the water!? Yeah, a bit wet, I know!.
Try catching a bouquet at a wedding and knocking over all of the other bridesmaids, hopefully destroying the light fittings on the way!. Hilarious!
Film a baby throwing up or burping!. Always a delight!.
Fill a friend's car with concrete!.
Film talented pets!. Dogs and cats jumping up at the TV or at a window are so rare!. Birds which chase cats is a good one!. Hardly ever seen!. What's really funny is that nobody has seen anything like these things before!.
By the way, did you see the one where The Queen was knighting some chap and accidentally cut his head off with the sword!? She laughed her head off!. Two for the price of one!
You and I could go on and on with this but I have spared you even more suffering!
The best part is that if you send a video to some show or another, you might get ￡250! You can then also watch your family, who nobody else gives a damn about, having a really good time - and you can laugh all the way to the bank!.
Failing this, tell your friends this joke, voted as the best joke ever!. Uhmm!.
A man woke up one morning and when he looked in the mirror, he saw a green growth coming out of his left ear!.
Concerned, he went to the doctor!.
The doctor examined the patient's ear and said, "That's unusual!. It looks like a small lettuce leaf!."
"Is it serious!?" asked the patient!.
The doctor replied, "I'm afraid that it is just the tip of the iceberg!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
You need to make jokes about relevent topics!.!. like I am really happy to see how far the world has come, its crazy, for instance a man having a baby!.!. that's unbelievable, what next, woman having jobs :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I Think People Have To Be Naturally Funny If Not Some Good Jokes Or A Catchphrase That Makes People Laugh
Because You Say It Hilariously And Its Yours Not Something You Stole From Someone ElseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because You Say It Hilariously And Its Yours Not Something You Stole From Someone ElseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Run around naked, I once saw a man streaking in the middle of the day before, I laughed that much i could hardly breathe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
TicklingWww@Enter-QA@Com
good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com