How broke are you ?!


Question: How broke are you !?
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE!.!.!.I'M BROKE!!



Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted

by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner!.



"Good morning," said the young man!. "If I could take a couple
of

minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in

high-powered vacuum cleaners!."



"Go away!" I said!. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm
broke!" and

proceeded to close the door!.



Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and

pushed wide open!. "Don't be too hasty!" he said!. "Not until
you have at

least seen my demonstration!." And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horse

manure onto my hallway carpet!.



"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse

manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the

remainder!." I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got
a

F*cking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning!.

What part of 'broke' do you not understand!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
LOL thats funny!!! I have one for you ((it takes some brain thought though))

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping!. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep!. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see!.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars!.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that!?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there!. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life!.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm so broke i can't even pay attentionWww@Enter-QA@Com

Heheeee!! Your so funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny and im very broke lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

i think it's funny ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha i love this oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very funny! Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahahahaha that was really goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

Miis Cherry!.!.!.VERY nice!.!.!.!.that was too funny!! And glow!.!.!.good one too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha that made my day =D!. Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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