How broke are you ?!
Question: How broke are you !?
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE!.!.!.I'M BROKE!!
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted
by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner!.
"Good morning," said the young man!. "If I could take a couple
of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners!."
"Go away!" I said!. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm
broke!" and
proceeded to close the door!.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed wide open!. "Don't be too hasty!" he said!. "Not until
you have at
least seen my demonstration!." And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horse
manure onto my hallway carpet!.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the
remainder!." I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got
a
F*cking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning!.
What part of 'broke' do you not understand!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted
by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner!.
"Good morning," said the young man!. "If I could take a couple
of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners!."
"Go away!" I said!. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm
broke!" and
proceeded to close the door!.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed wide open!. "Don't be too hasty!" he said!. "Not until
you have at
least seen my demonstration!." And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horse
manure onto my hallway carpet!.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the
remainder!." I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got
a
F*cking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning!.
What part of 'broke' do you not understand!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL thats funny!!! I have one for you ((it takes some brain thought though))
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping!. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep!. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see!.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars!.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that!?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there!. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life!.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping!. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep!. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see!.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars!.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that!?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there!. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life!.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny and im very broke lol
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very funny and im very broke lol
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Miis Cherry!.!.!.VERY nice!.!.!.!.that was too funny!! And glow!.!.!.good one too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha that made my day =D!. Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com