Will she be sorry?!
Question: Will she be sorry!?
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes!.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich!."
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold!.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess!."
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman!.
"Your third wish!?" asks the fairy godmother!. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them!. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince!?" she asks!.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine!. She stares at him, smitten!. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear,
"I bet you're sorry you had me neutered!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich!."
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold!.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess!."
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman!.
"Your third wish!?" asks the fairy godmother!. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them!. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince!?" she asks!.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine!. She stares at him, smitten!. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear,
"I bet you're sorry you had me neutered!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Keep up the good jokes Sir Jeph! You're on here quite often, you must love jokes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Loved the joke but I′m a bit puzzled!. Why would the old lady want to put new tyres on her cat!. Unless of course it was a Jag, then every thing makes sense!.!.!.!. she has her own chauffeur!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ridiculously funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats quite funny actually =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha Ha Really funny!. Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha i have a cat that is neutered!! funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
rotflmao
that was really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is hilarious, i almost pee'd myselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
rofl!.!.!. good one :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg, that was hilarious!!
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would certainly regret that!! =] star for you!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
quite funny lmao
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
quite funny lmao
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
wooow!.!.!.!.!.i bet she feels reeeeaaaaally dumb!. hehehWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ohh my hahaha thanks for that! So funny! heheWww@Enter-QA@Com