Joke> Nursing homes and Rocking chairs?!
Question: Joke> Nursing homes and Rocking chairs!?
In the nursing home one evening, the old man looked
over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting!. For $5, I'll have sex with you right
over there in that rocking chair!."
The old lady looked surprised, but didn't say a word!.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on
that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take
you back to my room, light some candles, and give you
the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
life!."
The old lady still said nothing, but after a couple
minutes, she started digging down in her purse!. She
pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up!.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,"
said the old man!.
"Get serious," she replied!. "Four Times in the rocking
chair!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting!. For $5, I'll have sex with you right
over there in that rocking chair!."
The old lady looked surprised, but didn't say a word!.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on
that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take
you back to my room, light some candles, and give you
the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
life!."
The old lady still said nothing, but after a couple
minutes, she started digging down in her purse!. She
pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up!.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,"
said the old man!.
"Get serious," she replied!. "Four Times in the rocking
chair!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
very good i liked itWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! Lol! this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.plz post more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. never ever heard a joke like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is hilaruious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.!.!.i almost peed my pants!!!!!!! please post more!!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luv these jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanx so much for the laughs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is really superb!.!. If the rest of the evening jokes are anywhere as funny as this we are in for a rocking time tonight!.
A $20 star is on it′s way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A $20 star is on it′s way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's not too late for me to start saving $20 bills is it!? LOL Another good one! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go Granny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol Funny!
Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good old rocking grannyWww@Enter-QA@Com
what a bargain!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!
Now THAT'S my kinda lady ;o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now THAT'S my kinda lady ;o)Www@Enter-QA@Com