Write something funny...!!!??!
Question: Write something funny!.!.!.!!!!?!?
It doesn't have to be a joke, just something funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Heres a joke anyway, out of my magic joke book!.!.!.enjoy!.!.!.
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists!. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it!. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M!.
The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu"!.
The Duke graduate went first!. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan!. Men on camels, two by two Destination-Timbuktu!.
The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that!?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought!. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:
Tim and me, a-huntin' went!. Met three whores in a pop-up tent!. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists!. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it!. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M!.
The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu"!.
The Duke graduate went first!. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan!. Men on camels, two by two Destination-Timbuktu!.
The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that!?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought!. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:
Tim and me, a-huntin' went!. Met three whores in a pop-up tent!. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
today i finished my D!.O!.E as we were walkin my friend REALLY had to pee so she went in the field but the fields owner was coming to see what we were up to my friend was so shocked she fell backwards stung her butt on a nettle and slowly rolled down a very big hill with her trousers round her ankles at the bottom of the hill she ended up head down with her but in the air it was so damn funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mamma So Dumb:
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she saw YMCA and said they spelled MACY's wrong
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she thought TGIF meant toes go in front
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she asked for a price check at the dollar store
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she failed a survey
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she invented a silent car alarm
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.her latest invention was a glass hammer
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I found her peeking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she yells into an envelope to send a voice mail
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.if you gave her a penny for her intelligence, you would get change
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she asked me what was the number for 911
Yo Mamma So Ugly:
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.for Halloween she trick or treated on the phone
Yo Mamma So Fat:
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.when she went to school she sat next to everybody
Yo Mamma So Old:
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.one of her pets were on Noah's Ark
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she went into and antique store and they kept her
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.her birth certificate is in Roman Numerals
Yo Mamma So Poor:
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she can't afford attentionWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she saw YMCA and said they spelled MACY's wrong
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she thought TGIF meant toes go in front
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she asked for a price check at the dollar store
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she failed a survey
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she invented a silent car alarm
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.her latest invention was a glass hammer
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I found her peeking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she yells into an envelope to send a voice mail
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.if you gave her a penny for her intelligence, you would get change
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she asked me what was the number for 911
Yo Mamma So Ugly:
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.for Halloween she trick or treated on the phone
Yo Mamma So Fat:
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.when she went to school she sat next to everybody
Yo Mamma So Old:
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.one of her pets were on Noah's Ark
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she went into and antique store and they kept her
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.her birth certificate is in Roman Numerals
Yo Mamma So Poor:
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she can't afford attentionWww@Enter-QA@Com
ways to pis a cop off
tell him you like his sleeves
when he comes up to the window scream
when he asks if anyone else is in the car, say yes he's in a black bag in the trunk
say, you like men in uniform
ask if you can see his gun
start talking in tounges
talk to your hand
act like youe at a fast food window and start odering stuff
when he pulls you over, automatically get out of the car and throw your self o the hood, with your hands behind you back
touch himWww@Enter-QA@Com
tell him you like his sleeves
when he comes up to the window scream
when he asks if anyone else is in the car, say yes he's in a black bag in the trunk
say, you like men in uniform
ask if you can see his gun
start talking in tounges
talk to your hand
act like youe at a fast food window and start odering stuff
when he pulls you over, automatically get out of the car and throw your self o the hood, with your hands behind you back
touch himWww@Enter-QA@Com
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.
"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about 8 inches long, hard, and
it's got a little pink head on it!."
"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "its a pencil, but I like your
thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.
"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about 8 inches long, hard, and
it's got a little pink head on it!."
"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "its a pencil, but I like your
thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok!.!.!.
a blonde named Jessica is driving down a deserted road and turns up the radio!. the news guy says: "it is offically scientific that all blondes are dumb!. the blonde gets mad and kicks the radio causing her to swerve off the road!. she gets out of the car to see what happened and she sees annother blonde trying to row a rowboat across a fied of flowers!. Jessica screams: "it's blondes like you that make us seem so stupid!. if i could swim i would go out there and get you!" the next morning the news headlines read:
TWO BLONDES FOUND DEAD IN FIELD NEXT TO ROWBOAT!
lol i love this one!!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
a blonde named Jessica is driving down a deserted road and turns up the radio!. the news guy says: "it is offically scientific that all blondes are dumb!. the blonde gets mad and kicks the radio causing her to swerve off the road!. she gets out of the car to see what happened and she sees annother blonde trying to row a rowboat across a fied of flowers!. Jessica screams: "it's blondes like you that make us seem so stupid!. if i could swim i would go out there and get you!" the next morning the news headlines read:
TWO BLONDES FOUND DEAD IN FIELD NEXT TO ROWBOAT!
lol i love this one!!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
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see that!
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i hope that you like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i hope that you like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
your mum is so dumb
she went to the doctors
the doctor said "take a seat"
and your mum picked it up and took it homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
she went to the doctors
the doctor said "take a seat"
and your mum picked it up and took it homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I DON"T MEAN THIS!
Your moms so stupid she studied for a drug test!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your moms so stupid she studied for a drug test!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's what she said!.Www@Enter-QA@Com