Two men were sitting in a bar.after a while one guy said to the other?!


Question: Two men were sitting in a bar!.after a while one guy said to the other!?
i cant help but think from listening to you that you are from ireland,the other guy responds proudly yes i,am the first guy says so am,i and where about in ireland are you from the other one said dublin first guy says a lovely little area it was!. i lived on mc,cleary st!.in the old centre part of town the other guy says faith and its a small world so did i!.and to what school did you go to!. i went to st marys the first guy gets really excited,what year did you graduate,in 1964!.
the first guy said the good lord must be smiling on us,i cant believe our good luck ending up in the same bar!.
about this time vicky walks into the bar sits down and orders a beer!.brian the bartender walks over to vicky shaking his head and muttering its going to be a long night tonight,vicky asks why do you say that brian!.
brian replied wearily the murphy twins are drunk againWww@Enter-QA@Com


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very funny lol

An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobs


a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

very cute---lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha that was cute, but your commas confused me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

very lameWww@Enter-QA@Com

This is a great joke but could be improved with a bit better English!.!.!.to make it easier to read!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have heard it in a different way, but that is a good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

nice one !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol just gave me a small chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com

Don't give up your day job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats funny!!! good one where did you find that one!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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