Politically correct comedy?!
Question: Politically correct comedy!?
An ageing stand up comedian walks into his agent's office and says "I'm thinking of going back on the circuit - - any thing on offer!?"
The agent says "Yes, what are aiming to do!?"
"Oh just some of the golden classics of yesteryear" says the comedian!.
"Give me an example" says the agent!.
"Well", says the comedian, "There were these three Irishmen walking down the road!.!.!.!.!.!." -- -- "Hold it right there" says the agent, "You can't say that - we've got to be politically correct nowadays"
"Oh" says the comedian, "Well in that case, there were an Englishman, an Irish man and a Scotsman walking down the road!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!." -- -- "Whoa, Whoa", says the agent, "You just can't say that anymore"
"Oh, OK" the comedian replies, "How about there were these three gay guys walking down the road!? -- -- "Nope, no-can-do" the agent's retort!.
"Well, what the hell can I say" asks the comedian!.
" You can say,!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. An artificially created thoroughfare, of non-organic origin" says the agent!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The agent says "Yes, what are aiming to do!?"
"Oh just some of the golden classics of yesteryear" says the comedian!.
"Give me an example" says the agent!.
"Well", says the comedian, "There were these three Irishmen walking down the road!.!.!.!.!.!." -- -- "Hold it right there" says the agent, "You can't say that - we've got to be politically correct nowadays"
"Oh" says the comedian, "Well in that case, there were an Englishman, an Irish man and a Scotsman walking down the road!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!." -- -- "Whoa, Whoa", says the agent, "You just can't say that anymore"
"Oh, OK" the comedian replies, "How about there were these three gay guys walking down the road!? -- -- "Nope, no-can-do" the agent's retort!.
"Well, what the hell can I say" asks the comedian!.
" You can say,!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. An artificially created thoroughfare, of non-organic origin" says the agent!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
politically correct eh!?
good joke made me laugh :) have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke made me laugh :) have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
be careful
The Artificially Created thoroughfare,of Non-Organic Origin
today days has the right to get marryWww@Enter-QA@Com
The Artificially Created thoroughfare,of Non-Organic Origin
today days has the right to get marryWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
if i understood it correctly I was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
well thats actually very good
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
well thats actually very good
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah and soon that'll be politically incorrect!.!.!.lol good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Got it!. Rejected it!. To much effort for so little reward!. But have a nice gay, ops sorry day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is there such a thing!?
Like your joke, btw!. :o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Like your joke, btw!. :o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That one will undoubtedly fly straight over many heads, and I'm still not allowed to say road!.!.!.strange!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good joke!.
i am side splitting in sign language!
OOPS! that too seems to be political!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i am side splitting in sign language!
OOPS! that too seems to be political!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I feel that was a total waste of time !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.in you writing it and me reading itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i got it!. LOL! *wow!.im a nerd!.!.!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com