Can you see why ?!
Question: Can you see why !?
A burglar crept into a huge, luxurious house one night!. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you!."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables!. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you!."
This time, he shone his light all over, and it finally rested on a parrot!.
He asked, "Did you say that!?" The parrot admitted that it had!. "I'm just trying to warn you!."
The burglar said, "Warn me, huh!? Who are you!? What's your name!?"
"Moses," replied the bird!.
"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'!?"
The bird answered, "The same folks who would name a Rottweiler "Jesus'!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables!. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you!."
This time, he shone his light all over, and it finally rested on a parrot!.
He asked, "Did you say that!?" The parrot admitted that it had!. "I'm just trying to warn you!."
The burglar said, "Warn me, huh!? Who are you!? What's your name!?"
"Moses," replied the bird!.
"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'!?"
The bird answered, "The same folks who would name a Rottweiler "Jesus'!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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