Because im Blonde? (joke)?!
Question: Because im Blonde!? (joke)!?
((I know this is a little bit long but its worth it =]))
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day!. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10!. See!? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school!. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G!. See!? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school!. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs!.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy!?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day!. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10!. See!? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school!. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G!. See!? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school!. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs!.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy!?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Why is this woman 25 and still in elementary school!?
Cause she's Blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cause she's Blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This was originally a racist joke!. But this is still a funny joke, good job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha-lolx]
wasnt expecting that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wasnt expecting that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW THATS CUTE!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao thats good i have NEVER heard that one
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
hey chocolate kiss! that's a real good blonde joke!
*applause*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*applause*Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't see that one coming! lol, pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com