BLOKE WALKS IN TO PUB WITH CROCODILE under one arm and stick in the other hand.M!
Question: BLOKE WALKS IN TO PUB WITH CROCODILE under one arm and stick in the other hand!.Manager says "what the fook is
this"The bloke asks if he can demonstrate his party trick to the regulars!.Intrigued the manager says yes,so the bloke takes out his tool and prizes open the crocs jaws,puts his chopper in its mouth and wallops the croc over the head with much force!.The croc remains in the same position,with its teeth still inches from his red feller!.GASPS OF AWE can be heard from the regulars in the pub!.The bloke then says"ill give 100 pound to anyone who will do as i have just demonstrated"From the back of the pub old mavis pipes up"I,ll do it but you better not hit me as hard as you just hit that crocodile"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
That′s lovely very funny!. Nice punch line!. A well deserved star is on it′s way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very, very good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That has amused me on this boring Friday evening!. Many thank you's!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Been a while since I heard that one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blah!.!.!.!.!.!.Did not think it was funny!. SorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com