Friday Joke?!


Question: Friday Joke!?
A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down!. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer!.


The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings !.

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer!.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings !."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar!."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings "

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman!. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer!.

The bartender states, "Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs!."

The bear looks at him quizzically and says, "I'm not on drugs!."

The bartender says, "You are now!. That was a barbitchyouate!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hahaha!

I actually got that one on the first try!

You are quite silly you knowWww@Enter-QA@Com

HA! that funny

http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Woooof!. That was unbearable!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahahaha! I actually laughed!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol extremely funny

i actually learned about barbiturates in AP psych this year lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

HahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha very intellectually funny!.

Have funWww@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha!. a barbitchyouate!. what else ya got!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha!!! love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahaha!! that's awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL very funny :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yah, noo!. Not funny!. You failed!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was pretty good! Nice spin to the word "barbituate!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is funnny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice one, but my wife thought it was sad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

i get it its just not funny you dont see me laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice one ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.


nice pun at the end!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

that was stupid not funny at all!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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