Friday Joke?!
Question: Friday Joke!?
A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down!. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer!.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings !.
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer!.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings !."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar!."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings "
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman!. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer!.
The bartender states, "Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs!."
The bear looks at him quizzically and says, "I'm not on drugs!."
The bartender says, "You are now!. That was a barbitchyouate!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings !.
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer!.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings !."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar!."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings "
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman!. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer!.
The bartender states, "Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs!."
The bear looks at him quizzically and says, "I'm not on drugs!."
The bartender says, "You are now!. That was a barbitchyouate!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha!
I actually got that one on the first try!
You are quite silly you knowWww@Enter-QA@Com
I actually got that one on the first try!
You are quite silly you knowWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA! that funny
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Woooof!. That was unbearable!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha! I actually laughed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol extremely funny
i actually learned about barbiturates in AP psych this year lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i actually learned about barbiturates in AP psych this year lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
HahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha very intellectually funny!.
Have funWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have funWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha!. a barbitchyouate!. what else ya got!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!!! love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha!! that's awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL very funny :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yah, noo!. Not funny!. You failed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was pretty good! Nice spin to the word "barbituate!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is funnny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one, but my wife thought it was sad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
i get it its just not funny you dont see me laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.
nice pun at the end!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice pun at the end!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was stupid not funny at all!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com