Questions that puzzle me?!


Question: Questions that puzzle me!?
1!. If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting!?
2!. can you cry underwater!?
3!. Why do ppl say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every 2 hours!?
4!. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural!?
5!. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane!?
6!. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat!?
7!. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from!?
8!. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune!?
9!. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt!?
10!. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window!?
!.!.!.10 pts to best answer!!! Someone asked me these one time, and I didn't have the answers, do you!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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HHHAHAHAHHAHAH!! the one of the baby oil did make me gasp first and then giggle!!
8!. They do!
10!. dogs are like men!.!.!.only a few people understand themWww@Enter-QA@Com

brilliant, all i can say is that twinkle, twinkle and the alphabet song also have the same tune as bah, bah, black sheep, and you can cry under water, drowning people often do!.

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1) it would be rape
2) i dont believe so
10) my dog loves it when i blow in her face she thinks its a game i blow in her face and she tries to give me kisses, so but my likes to stand n front of the window but dosnt like to stick her head out i guess it depends on the dogWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!. Rape

2!. Yea, but you won't notice it because you are underwater!

3!. Because a lot of babies sleep hard

4!. I don't know!.!.!.lol

5!. I guess!

6!. Because he is a dumbass!

7!. Babies!.!.!.lol

8!. Yep!

9!. I don't know

10!. Yea!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Baa baa black sheep has the same tune too (#8)

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the first one is funny thoWww@Enter-QA@Com

good questions!!
1) it wouldnt be against her will!!!
2) yes, but you wont see the tears
3) babies sleep soundly for those 2 hours!.
4) because the english language makes no sense sometimes!.
5) i dont see why not, they are driving more than one person to work
6) he has no tools to fix it, not even gum!.!.!.which doesnt really work!.!.!.
7) do we want to know!?!
8) yes!.
9) lol because some stupid person would somehow get offended!.
10) it is one section of their face, i guess, when you blow, but the wind cools down their whole face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1) Rape she isn't a shop
2) yes but no tears will appear
3) babies dont have a care in the world adults sleep well when they have no worries
4) bra is short for Brassier
5) No it cant
6) because clever people have no common sense
7) baby oil was originally made for babies
8) they do sound the same so do most other childrens songs except three blind mice
9) No idea and i'm not going to spend anytime thinking about it!.
10) They are like men we will never understand themWww@Enter-QA@Com

1) rape
2)the physical appearence of crying, no, but literally doing the action, yes!.
3) babies have no worries in life
4) this one i dont know
5) i should say yes
6) because it's a t!.v show and they want the people to be entertained
7) corn oil can be made FOR corn, and vegetable oil can be made FOR vegies, so baby oil can be made for babies
8) yes they do
9) i'm too young to know the answer to this one
10) he sticks his head out because he feels like he's running realy fastWww@Enter-QA@Com

2!. can you cry underwater!? yeah you just wont have tears it would blend in the water
3!. Why do ppl say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every 2 hours!? cuz babies have deep sleep!?
4!. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural!? the second one wont be plural if you said 1 but the first one you would have to add an "s"!.!.!.!. well i dont really know
5!. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane!? i dont know
6!. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat!? i dont know because hes a professor
7!. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from!? mineral oil and fragance or is it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.=P
8!. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune!? uh yeah
9!. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt!? i dont know good point
10!. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window!? she sticks her head out the window but when i blow in my dogs face, it sneezed!.!.!.!.!.!.!.=P
!.!.!.10 pts to best answer!!! Someone asked me these one time, and I didn't have the answers, do you!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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