Is this funny 5?!
Question: Is this funny 5!?
Sew Some Wild Oats
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling!.
"I've never been better!" he boasted!. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that!?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story!. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter!. He never missed a season!. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun!." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle!."
"And do you know what happened!?" the doctor queried!.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No!."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man!. "Someone else must have shot that bear!."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at!.!.!." replied the doctor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling!.
"I've never been better!" he boasted!. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that!?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story!. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter!. He never missed a season!. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun!." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle!."
"And do you know what happened!?" the doctor queried!.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No!."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man!. "Someone else must have shot that bear!."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at!.!.!." replied the doctor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahaha!.!.!.i want to give u 10 stars for this one!.!.!.!.!.cant stop my laugh!.!.!.!.!.cheers chris!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Thanks again!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, i think he got the point lol!.
Good one, have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, i think he got the point lol!.
Good one, have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny # 5Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
had to read it a couple times!.!.!.!.but when i got it, it was funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, another good one!. star again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
feckin' sh*teWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bit old now, been round the emails a few timesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Woa! SUPERB one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard it before, it's okayWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok didnt make me laugh though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha I like that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
mehWww@Enter-QA@Com
i wudnt say its the worst ive heard!.!.!. not far away tho :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
so was he shooting blanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
sighWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it!.
i'm slow at getting jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'm slow at getting jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not quite funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
not that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! never heard it before it's good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats hilarious u gota get a star 4 that =)Www@Enter-QA@Com