Blondes................!

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake!. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee!. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke!?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent!.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1!. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat!.

2!. The bouncer is a blonde woman!.

3!. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate!.

4!. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter!.

5!. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler!.

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister!. Do you still wanna tell that joke!?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No!.!.!. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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