C.I.A. looking for assassin?!
Question: C!.I!.A!. looking for assassin!?
In need of an assassin, the C!.I!.A!. narrows the position down to three applicants!. They are called in for a final test!.
The first is given a 9mm and told, “Your wife is in the next room!. Take this gun and shoot her, and the job is yours!.” He enters, only to return five minutes later, saying that he just can’t kill his wife!.
The second applicant is given the same gun, and told the same thing!. He returns, sobbing, ten minutes later!. “I’m sorry, I just can’t kill the mother of my children!.!.!.” He leaves and the final applicant is called in!.
He is given the gun and told what he must do!. He takes the gun and enters the room!. Before the door swings shut, the interviewers hear a series of gun shots followed by painful screaming and the sound of breaking furniture!. Finally the man emerges, bloody and drenched in sweat!.
“Why didn’t you tell me you put blanks in that gun!? I had to beat the b*tch to death with the chair!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first is given a 9mm and told, “Your wife is in the next room!. Take this gun and shoot her, and the job is yours!.” He enters, only to return five minutes later, saying that he just can’t kill his wife!.
The second applicant is given the same gun, and told the same thing!. He returns, sobbing, ten minutes later!. “I’m sorry, I just can’t kill the mother of my children!.!.!.” He leaves and the final applicant is called in!.
He is given the gun and told what he must do!. He takes the gun and enters the room!. Before the door swings shut, the interviewers hear a series of gun shots followed by painful screaming and the sound of breaking furniture!. Finally the man emerges, bloody and drenched in sweat!.
“Why didn’t you tell me you put blanks in that gun!? I had to beat the b*tch to death with the chair!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!.!.!.
a verry nioce one , keep it upWww@Enter-QA@Com
a verry nioce one , keep it upWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ouch!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah wow lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Damn!.!.!.Did he get the job!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i've heard this a few times and i laugh every time
love it
;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
love it
;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com