Husband, wife and a "horse"?!


Question: Husband, wife and a "horse"!?
A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan!.

'What was that for!?' he asks!.

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it,' she replies!.

'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explains!.

She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house!. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold!.

When he comes to, he asks, 'What the heck was that for!?'

She answers, 'Your horse just phoned!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Again dude it's a guddy joke!.

143 so muchWww@Enter-QA@Com

nice

here's one for you !. !. !.
it's a little mean !. !. !.

a man was jogging through the park and saw this quadroplegic (no arms or legs) women crying!.

he stopped to see what was wrong with her and she said "well i have never danced with anyone before"

so he picks her up and dances with her for a few minutes puts her back in her wheel chair and asks "fell better"

she says "yes thank you so much that was so nice of you"

he says "your welcome" and off he went

the next day she was in the park!. again she was crying

he asked what was wrong and she replied "i've never been kissed before"

so he kisses her and she grins from ear to ear says thank you he says your welcome and off he goes

the third day he sees her crying again

he says "what's wrong today!?!"

she says "well i've never been screwed before"

so he looks around and no one is looking so he picks her up and throughs her in the lake and screams "your screwed now lady!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was funny ha ha ha made me laugh like crazy ha ha ha ha thanx!:)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thanks again for telling your self-experience!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

not funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahaha thx for posting!. have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahah lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Kool man!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.^_^ keep sending!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HA! Pretty good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolu deserve star 4 this!!! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

poor guy!? he was cheating on her! poor girl!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lmao!.!.!.!.poor guy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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