Doc saved foreskins for 25 years and took them to a taxidermist....?!
Question: Doc saved foreskins for 25 years and took them to a taxidermist!.!.!.!.!?
He said, "Hey, you stuff birds, mount fish, and do all kind of cool things with pelts and such!. Make me something out of these foreskins I've been saving after every circumcision for the past 25 years"!.
"Come back in two weeks and I'll have something for you"!.
Two weeks later, the doc returned!. He was handed a billfold made from the box of foreskins!.
"What!?! I've been saving these foreskins for 25 years and all you can make me is this lousy billfold!?"
"Wait a second, doc!. Just rub it a few times!.!.!.it'll turn into a suitcase!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Come back in two weeks and I'll have something for you"!.
Two weeks later, the doc returned!. He was handed a billfold made from the box of foreskins!.
"What!?! I've been saving these foreskins for 25 years and all you can make me is this lousy billfold!?"
"Wait a second, doc!. Just rub it a few times!.!.!.it'll turn into a suitcase!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Good one!. A star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
rofl this is the version i heard
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO (again)
After 25 years of saving foreskins, I would have thought he'd end up with more than a suitcase!.
btw!.!.!.!.was the suitcase "sausage" shaped!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
After 25 years of saving foreskins, I would have thought he'd end up with more than a suitcase!.
btw!.!.!.!.was the suitcase "sausage" shaped!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK, just weirdWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha i get this one that is a lmfao =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
ewww!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
sweeeet!. thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.hahahahaha k i have to tell this to someone!.
definitely made my day!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
definitely made my day!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ur kidding!. is it by louis vuitton!?Www@Enter-QA@Com