Isn't This Soooo Sweet?!
Question: Isn't This Soooo Sweet!?
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies!?'
80% held up their hands!.
The Minister then repeated his question!.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady!.
'Mrs!. Neely!?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies!?'
I don't have any!.' She replied, smiling sweetly!.
'Mrs!. Neely, that is very unusual!. How old are you!?'
'Ninety-eight!.' she replied!.
'Oh, Mrs!. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world!?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the *itches!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
80% held up their hands!.
The Minister then repeated his question!.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady!.
'Mrs!. Neely!?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies!?'
I don't have any!.' She replied, smiling sweetly!.
'Mrs!. Neely, that is very unusual!. How old are you!?'
'Ninety-eight!.' she replied!.
'Oh, Mrs!. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world!?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the *itches!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
oh! lol that was soooooo funny!!! thanks! and i cant wait until u post another joke they are sooo funny and i love them!!!! star for u!!!* or 4!**** or 8!******** or 10!!!!********** or the whole 23 that i just gave u!!!! thanx!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
awww thats so sweet! lol and very funny but i think i heard it before here on yahoo answers oh yes and the one that said that joke was her name kitty!
anywayz ur still the greatest one that has the greatest jokes!
hope i helped!=) oh and here is a star! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
anywayz ur still the greatest one that has the greatest jokes!
hope i helped!=) oh and here is a star! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's kinda funny!.!.
but I can't really tell why that is the title of your joke!.!.
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but I can't really tell why that is the title of your joke!.!.
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lol good one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny, but it doesnt make sense that a 98 year old woman would cuss in church!.!.!. kinda takes away from the joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
that was soooo funny!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was soooo funny!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good,here have a star!.xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice joke********************************** here are your stars**********Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats really funny lol i LOVED IIT heres a joke!.!.!.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood!. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do!.
"Well, you can paint my porch!. How much will you charge!?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars!?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage!. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house!?"
The man replied, "She should!. She was standing on the porch!."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money!.
"You're finished already!?" he asked!. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats!. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50!. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood!. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do!.
"Well, you can paint my porch!. How much will you charge!?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars!?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage!. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house!?"
The man replied, "She should!. She was standing on the porch!."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money!.
"You're finished already!?" he asked!. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats!. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50!. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!."Www@Enter-QA@Com