Are parrots blondes?!
Question: Are parrots blondes!?
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean!. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again!.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick!. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades !?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all!.
One day the ship had an accident and sunk!.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side!. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word!. This went on for several days!.
After a week the parrot finally said: "Okay, I give up!. What'd you do with the boat !?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick!. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades !?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all!.
One day the ship had an accident and sunk!.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side!. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word!. This went on for several days!.
After a week the parrot finally said: "Okay, I give up!. What'd you do with the boat !?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York!. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game!? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks!. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun!. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5!.00, and vise versa!."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep!.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5!.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!.00!."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game!.
The lawyer asks the first question!. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon!?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5!.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer!. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn"!.
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs!?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer!. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer!. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail!. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500!.00!.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep!.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer!?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5!.00, and goes back to sleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep!.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5!.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!.00!."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game!.
The lawyer asks the first question!. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon!?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5!.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer!. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn"!.
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs!?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer!. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer!. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail!. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500!.00!.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep!.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer!?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5!.00, and goes back to sleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The magician put it back in his pants xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
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