A big guy and a little guy both walk into a bar?!
Question: A big guy and a little guy both walk into a bar!?
They both take seats near the bartender and order drinks!. The little guy gets up from his seat, walks behind the big guy and Judo chops him right in the neck! So the big guy is like "What the!?! What the heck did you do that for!?" The little guy replys, "Oh that's Judo from Japan!." ( ^ _ ^ ) Then he goes back to his seat!.
The little guy gets up yet again, and Kung Fu kicks the big guy upside the head!. The big guy is like "Ok! What the frick is your problem buddy!?!" ( ^ _ ^ ) The little guy replys "Oh that's Kung Fu from China!." By this time, the big guy is really ticked off!
The big guy leaves the bar in a hurry enroute to the trunk of his car!. He comes back into the bar, walks behind the little guy and knocks the little guy out cold!. He looks at the shocked bartender, and says "Oh that's a crowbar from Sears!." ( ^ _ ^ )Www@Enter-QA@Com
The little guy gets up yet again, and Kung Fu kicks the big guy upside the head!. The big guy is like "Ok! What the frick is your problem buddy!?!" ( ^ _ ^ ) The little guy replys "Oh that's Kung Fu from China!." By this time, the big guy is really ticked off!
The big guy leaves the bar in a hurry enroute to the trunk of his car!. He comes back into the bar, walks behind the little guy and knocks the little guy out cold!. He looks at the shocked bartender, and says "Oh that's a crowbar from Sears!." ( ^ _ ^ )Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobsWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would have loved to be a drunken fly in that joint!. would have eaten my own tentacles!.Huh!.lol!. That is
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roflmao!.
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HaHaaHaa!.
Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I suppose the big guy gets barred from the bar for miss-use of a crowbar in a bar!. Please put me behind bars before I get any higher on Chocky bars!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and start counting sheep!.!.!.Baa1!.!.!.Baa2!.!.!.!.!.Baa3!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You realize all this happened before I whooped both there buts don't you!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah i dont get it eitherWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.!.!.funny!.!.!.keep 'em coming!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com