What Do Ya Think of These Blonde Jokes?!
Question: What Do Ya Think of These Blonde Jokes!?
1!. Why Did The Blonde Get So Excited After She Finished Her Jigsaw Puzzle In 0nly 6 Months!?
Because 0n The Box It Says "4rm 2-4 Years!"
2!. Why Did The Blonde Nurse Bring A Red Marker To Work!?
In Case She Had To Draw Blood!
3!. What Do SMART BLONDES and UFO's Have In Common!?You Always Hear About Them But Never See Them!
4!. Why Did The Blonde Tip -Toe Past The Medicine Cabinet!?Because She Didnt Wanna Wake The Sleeping Pills!
5!. A Blonde Was Walking Her Dogs When A Man Walking In The 0pposite Direction Says "0h My, You Have Such Beautiful Dogs!. What Are Their Names!?" The Blonde Replies "Well, The Taller 0ne is Timex -n- The Shorter 0ne Is Rollex!." The Man Responds "Huh!. That's Interesting!. Why Did U Name Them Such Names!?" The Blonde Sighs -n- Shakes Her Head "Everyone Keeps Asking Me The Same Thing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Duhh, What Else Can U Name Your Watch Dogs!?!"
6!. What Does A Blonde -n- A Bottle 0f Beer Have in Common!? They're Both Empty 4rm The Neck Up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because 0n The Box It Says "4rm 2-4 Years!"
2!. Why Did The Blonde Nurse Bring A Red Marker To Work!?
In Case She Had To Draw Blood!
3!. What Do SMART BLONDES and UFO's Have In Common!?You Always Hear About Them But Never See Them!
4!. Why Did The Blonde Tip -Toe Past The Medicine Cabinet!?Because She Didnt Wanna Wake The Sleeping Pills!
5!. A Blonde Was Walking Her Dogs When A Man Walking In The 0pposite Direction Says "0h My, You Have Such Beautiful Dogs!. What Are Their Names!?" The Blonde Replies "Well, The Taller 0ne is Timex -n- The Shorter 0ne Is Rollex!." The Man Responds "Huh!. That's Interesting!. Why Did U Name Them Such Names!?" The Blonde Sighs -n- Shakes Her Head "Everyone Keeps Asking Me The Same Thing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Duhh, What Else Can U Name Your Watch Dogs!?!"
6!. What Does A Blonde -n- A Bottle 0f Beer Have in Common!? They're Both Empty 4rm The Neck Up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i dont care wut those haters say, those jokes were funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the moron think "4rm" was the way to spell "from"!?
Here's a hint for you: If you're going to imply that others are stupid, make sure you don't look stupid as well!. also, when writing, only the first word of a sentence, or proper nouns need to be capitalized!. When You Type Like This You Look Like A Retard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's a hint for you: If you're going to imply that others are stupid, make sure you don't look stupid as well!. also, when writing, only the first word of a sentence, or proper nouns need to be capitalized!. When You Type Like This You Look Like A Retard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
L!.O!.L! Those are really funny!. Here is another one!.
A blonde girl comes up to me and asks, " Hey what does i!.d!.k mean!?", and i say " i dont know!." she replies saying, " wow no one knows!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde girl comes up to me and asks, " Hey what does i!.d!.k mean!?", and i say " i dont know!." she replies saying, " wow no one knows!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah they are funny all right, even after all these years!. them jokes are older than me and i was over the hill 10 years ago!. still make me chuckle though, the joys of being senile! senile that's a funny word, haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. hahaha
2!. rather funny
3!. the best blonde joke ive heard
4!. not as funny as the rest
5!. made me laugh but not very obvious at first
6!. not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. rather funny
3!. the best blonde joke ive heard
4!. not as funny as the rest
5!. made me laugh but not very obvious at first
6!. not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yay 4 blonde jokes, and any blonde who doesn't appreciate a blonde joke should stop bleaching her hair! cause we all know they're not exactly natural!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you know if a blonde read your joke!? If they're insulted by every JOKE you told!. I liked it and I realized that they were JOKES!!!!!!! Star for your effort!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
5 i dont get, 2 is pretty funny, and 1,3,4,6 are friggen hilarious! can i borrow those!?!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
There based on stereotypes!. Not all blondes are like that!. There funny but mean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's nice!. The community needs more blonde- related comments!. : (
Don't hate, she asked for my opinion!. *PeaceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Don't hate, she asked for my opinion!. *PeaceWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first 2 are funny!. #3 is just stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAOO I actually laughed at these! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why are blonde jokes so short!?
So brunettes can remember them ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
So brunettes can remember them ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
im blonde and i like blonde jokes lol some of these were goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol 1 *Www@Enter-QA@Com
its a bit awkward becuase yuor making fun of blonds saying their stupid but the jokes are definetly funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHA
heard them b4
don't hate me either!.!. but thats all yahoo needs!.!. more blonde joeks to me mad!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard them b4
don't hate me either!.!. but thats all yahoo needs!.!. more blonde joeks to me mad!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Even though I am a smart blonde, I loved them!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
there funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.
even though im blonde i think they're funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
even though im blonde i think they're funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there kinda funny i have one: how do u kno if a blonde was in ur fridge!? if theres lipstick on the cucumber!Www@Enter-QA@Com
NO no no bad baaaaaaaaaad they all suckWww@Enter-QA@Com
Stupid, mean, and learn to type with the letter O not 0!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are funny! My sister is blonde!.!.!.I have to share these!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah this country needs more racism!!! I'm a blond and I am not that stupid!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i love those jokes!!!
btw Anna being blonde is not a race!.!.!.maybe thats why ur blonde!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
btw Anna being blonde is not a race!.!.!.maybe thats why ur blonde!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com