Do you like this joke ?(plz star if you like?!
Question: Do you like this joke !?(plz star if you like!?
Once there was a man who loved baked beans!. He would eat up to 5 and sometimes 6 plates at a time, but that always be followed with smelly, loud, stinky gas!.
One day he met a beautiful lady and decided to talk to her!. They started seeing each other!.
Since he did not want her to smell his nasty gas after eating beans, he made the sacrifice, and stopped eating them!. One year later they were married!.
On his birthday, the next year, he was coming home from work, when suddenly his car broke down!.
He called his wife to tell her what had happened, and also to let her know that he would be home a little late!. She said she understood, but to hurry, because she had a surprise for him!.
On his way he saw a diner and smelled baked beans cooking inside!. Since he had to walk 6 miles to get home, he figured that by the time he got there all the smelly gas would be gone!.
He went in and ate 7 bowls of baked beans!. On his way back home, he was farting nasty and smelly
gas!.
Finally he got home and on the door his wife had hung a blind fold for him to wear, so he
wouldn't peek!.
She sat him at the table, when all of a sudden the phone rang!. She made him promise he wouldn't peek until she got back!.
Unfortunately, his gas came back and he couldn't hold it in any longer!. Since she was taking so long, he decided to let it go!.
He picked up his leg and let it rip!. It smelled so bad; he had to get a napkin and fan so she wouldn't smell it!.
He wanted to fart again, so he once again picked up his leg, but this time it was so loud and smelly, that it shook the windows and killed the flowers!.
After a couple of more farts his wife finally got off the phone, so he stopped!.
When she took the blind fold off to his surprise, there were 12 guests seated at the table!.
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One day he met a beautiful lady and decided to talk to her!. They started seeing each other!.
Since he did not want her to smell his nasty gas after eating beans, he made the sacrifice, and stopped eating them!. One year later they were married!.
On his birthday, the next year, he was coming home from work, when suddenly his car broke down!.
He called his wife to tell her what had happened, and also to let her know that he would be home a little late!. She said she understood, but to hurry, because she had a surprise for him!.
On his way he saw a diner and smelled baked beans cooking inside!. Since he had to walk 6 miles to get home, he figured that by the time he got there all the smelly gas would be gone!.
He went in and ate 7 bowls of baked beans!. On his way back home, he was farting nasty and smelly
gas!.
Finally he got home and on the door his wife had hung a blind fold for him to wear, so he
wouldn't peek!.
She sat him at the table, when all of a sudden the phone rang!. She made him promise he wouldn't peek until she got back!.
Unfortunately, his gas came back and he couldn't hold it in any longer!. Since she was taking so long, he decided to let it go!.
He picked up his leg and let it rip!. It smelled so bad; he had to get a napkin and fan so she wouldn't smell it!.
He wanted to fart again, so he once again picked up his leg, but this time it was so loud and smelly, that it shook the windows and killed the flowers!.
After a couple of more farts his wife finally got off the phone, so he stopped!.
When she took the blind fold off to his surprise, there were 12 guests seated at the table!.
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Answers:
OMG! Yes! That was funny! It must have been really embarrising for him!.
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omfg I Love it
I Like how the Middle Part comes in with the Whole Joke!.
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omfg I Love it
I Like how the Middle Part comes in with the Whole Joke!.
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its ok,not funny enough to post and waste peoples time on though,so im not gonna give you a star,sorry next time put a more funny one up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!!!!!
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HAHA!. Boy I was not expecting that!. It is funny but not hilarious!.You still get a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA+++!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA LOL OMG THAT WAS IRONIC!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!! *****Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW OMFG THAT WAS WOW OH WOW AWSOME DUDE LOLZ ROFL LMAO!!!
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not really a joke as much as a funny story that may or may not have happened!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
chuckle chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! poor 12 people! they were probably unconsiousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yea its pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
THE best joke ever!
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hahah yeah its funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats halarious! star for you*!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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yeah very good
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haha!.
yes, it is funny i heard it before!.
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yes, it is funny i heard it before!.
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i've heard it before, but it was told a little more clearly and flowed better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow thanks for wasting 10 mins of my time to read the crappiest joke everWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
thats really funny
i like it
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thats really funny
i like it
star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like baked beans, but I hate it when this happens to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg lol that must have been emberesingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Aww that would suck for the 12 people
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no, sorry!. turned my stomach!.Www@Enter-QA@Com