Riddle: Two monkeys walk into a bar. One dies the other one farts. Why?!
Question: Riddle: Two monkeys walk into a bar!. One dies the other one farts!. Why!?
Answers:
He lit a match to his butt as he farted and ignited the fart to burn the other guy's face off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One monkey starts to tell the joke about the Gorilla and the Lion (you know the one about who′s the King of the jungle) when the second monkey, lets rip!. This of course is just as the punchline of the joke is being delivered hence leaving the first monkey dead in his tracks!.
My God that was hard work at this time in the morning!.!.!.so it′s goodnight from me and it′s goodnight from the monkey!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My God that was hard work at this time in the morning!.!.!.so it′s goodnight from me and it′s goodnight from the monkey!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
one farts and looks where he is going!. the other one's laughing because of the fart and not looking where he is going and walks into the bar, hits its head, and dies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I KILLED THE MONKEY AS THE OTHERONE WAS DISTRACTED WITH FARTING!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the monkey dies because the other monkey's fart stinksWww@Enter-QA@Com
they c something scaryWww@Enter-QA@Com
because the monkeys fart stunk so bad it killed it or it died of laughter hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
going bananas!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Im confused!. >!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
they were on the monkey bar!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
because the one monkey farted and that cause the other to die!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the monkey farted which was so stinky it killed the other oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
both died
fart can mean die
they were both old, i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
fart can mean die
they were both old, i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
a gunWww@Enter-QA@Com
idk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
they are both old, really old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
one dies BECAUSE the other farts!?Www@Enter-QA@Com