Ok everyone tell me the best joke you ever heard?!
Question: Ok everyone tell me the best joke you ever heard!?
all of them witty ,ironic, funny, even dirtyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobs
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.
learn to speak chinese:
1) That's not right !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Dum ***
5) Small Horse !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach!? !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week !.!.!. Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Fa Kin Su Pah
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St!. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies!.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well!.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa!.
The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other!.
"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman!.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE"!.
So, they wiggled up close to each other!.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer!.
Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!?
1!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Laxatives !.!.!.!.!. They irritate the crap out of you!.
2!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.Bananas !.!.!.!.!.!. The older they get, the less firm they
are!.
3!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Weather !.!.!.!.!. Nothing can be done to change them!.
4!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.Blenders !.!.!. You need One, but you're not quite sure
why!.
5!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.Chocolate Bars !.!.!. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips!.
6!. Men are like !.!.!.!.Commercials !.!.!.!.!.!. You can't believe a word they say!.
7!. Men are like Department Stores !.!.!.!. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!.
8!. Men are like !.!. Government Bonds !.!.!. !. They take soooooooo long to
mature!.
9!. Men are like !.!. Mascara !.!.!.!.!. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion!.
10!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.Popcorn !.!.!.!.!. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while!.
11!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Lava Lamps !.!.!. Fun to look at, but not very bright!.
12!. Men are like Parking Spots !.!.!.!.!.!.!. All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped!.
There are two women!. And one other woman!. THey are sitting on a bench waiting for the 45 bus!.One of the women says, "Well, my husband's is LONG AND HARD!. and he sticks it right in as if it was a piece of cake!. NO TROUBLE AT ALL!"The other woman said, "well, my husband's is long as well and also hard!. but i have seen your husband's!. it's not as long and hard as MY husband's!. he just puts it in there easily like he's been doing it all day!. he's an expert!"Other woman says, "Hey, YOU DON'T talk about your sex lives in public!"one woman says, "look, we're just talking about our husbands' plumbing skills and toilet plunger!
a man goes it to the dentist and asks for his tooth to be removed!. the dentist says ok well I have to give you a shot!. No the man replies I hate needles your not giving me a shot!. well the dentist says wehave some gas to give you!. again the answer was no!. the dentist goes to his office and brings back some pills!. the man takes them and asks what they were!. the dentist replies viagra!. VIAGRA!!! the man shouts what for!. well it won’t do sh*t for the pain but it will give you something to hold on to while I pull this tooth!.
Teacher ask what kinds of medicines do the students know & what they are used for!.
Pupil #1!.!.Tylenol!.!.Teacher: Excellent!.!.what is it used for!.pupil!.!.headaches!.
Pupil #2!.Nytol!.!.Teacher!.!.excellent!.!.what is it used for!? Pupil!.!.to sleep!.
Now it is little Johnny's turn!.!.!.he says viagra- Teacher slightly shocked-Johnny what do you think it is used for!?
Johnny!.!.Diarrhea!.
Teacher!.!.who told you that!?
Johnny!.!.nobody!.!.I hear mom say to dad every morning take a viagra!.!.!.maybe that little $h!t will get harder!Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobs
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.
learn to speak chinese:
1) That's not right !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Dum ***
5) Small Horse !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach!? !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week !.!.!. Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Fa Kin Su Pah
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St!. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies!.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well!.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa!.
The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other!.
"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman!.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE"!.
So, they wiggled up close to each other!.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer!.
Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!?
1!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Laxatives !.!.!.!.!. They irritate the crap out of you!.
2!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.Bananas !.!.!.!.!.!. The older they get, the less firm they
are!.
3!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Weather !.!.!.!.!. Nothing can be done to change them!.
4!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.Blenders !.!.!. You need One, but you're not quite sure
why!.
5!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.Chocolate Bars !.!.!. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips!.
6!. Men are like !.!.!.!.Commercials !.!.!.!.!.!. You can't believe a word they say!.
7!. Men are like Department Stores !.!.!.!. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!.
8!. Men are like !.!. Government Bonds !.!.!. !. They take soooooooo long to
mature!.
9!. Men are like !.!. Mascara !.!.!.!.!. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion!.
10!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.Popcorn !.!.!.!.!. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while!.
11!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Lava Lamps !.!.!. Fun to look at, but not very bright!.
12!. Men are like Parking Spots !.!.!.!.!.!.!. All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped!.
There are two women!. And one other woman!. THey are sitting on a bench waiting for the 45 bus!.One of the women says, "Well, my husband's is LONG AND HARD!. and he sticks it right in as if it was a piece of cake!. NO TROUBLE AT ALL!"The other woman said, "well, my husband's is long as well and also hard!. but i have seen your husband's!. it's not as long and hard as MY husband's!. he just puts it in there easily like he's been doing it all day!. he's an expert!"Other woman says, "Hey, YOU DON'T talk about your sex lives in public!"one woman says, "look, we're just talking about our husbands' plumbing skills and toilet plunger!
a man goes it to the dentist and asks for his tooth to be removed!. the dentist says ok well I have to give you a shot!. No the man replies I hate needles your not giving me a shot!. well the dentist says wehave some gas to give you!. again the answer was no!. the dentist goes to his office and brings back some pills!. the man takes them and asks what they were!. the dentist replies viagra!. VIAGRA!!! the man shouts what for!. well it won’t do sh*t for the pain but it will give you something to hold on to while I pull this tooth!.
Teacher ask what kinds of medicines do the students know & what they are used for!.
Pupil #1!.!.Tylenol!.!.Teacher: Excellent!.!.what is it used for!.pupil!.!.headaches!.
Pupil #2!.Nytol!.!.Teacher!.!.excellent!.!.what is it used for!? Pupil!.!.to sleep!.
Now it is little Johnny's turn!.!.!.he says viagra- Teacher slightly shocked-Johnny what do you think it is used for!?
Johnny!.!.Diarrhea!.
Teacher!.!.who told you that!?
Johnny!.!.nobody!.!.I hear mom say to dad every morning take a viagra!.!.!.maybe that little $h!t will get harder!Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old man and his wife have gone to bed!. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says "seven points!."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that!?"
The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing!."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie, score!."
After about ten minutes later he old man farts again and says, Touchdown I'm ahead 14 to 7!.
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown, tie score!."
The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can't fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more fart!. Straining real hard the old man tries so hard he poops in the bed!.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that!?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that!?"
The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing!."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie, score!."
After about ten minutes later he old man farts again and says, Touchdown I'm ahead 14 to 7!.
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown, tie score!."
The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can't fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more fart!. Straining real hard the old man tries so hard he poops in the bed!.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that!?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
? I LOVE THIS ONE!!!! ?
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have!.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital!. One day!.!.!.
While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end!. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there!.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him!. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out!. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable!.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news!." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love!. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness!. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him!.!.!. I am so sorry,!.!.!. but he's dead!."
Edna replied!.!.!. "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry!."
"How soon can I go home!?"
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A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms!. As soon as he
has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out!.
The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing fit to
bust!. The chemist thinks this odd and asks his assistant, that if the man
returns, to follow him!.
Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, repeating his actions once
more!. The assistant duly follows!. Half an hour later, he returns!.
"So did you follow him!?"
"I did!."
"And!.!.!.where did he go!?"
"Over to your house!.!.!."
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Two bums are walking along the side of a road early one morning, complaining about their empty stomachs!. The night before they had spent every dime they had on whiskey, so naturally they had no money for breakfast!.
By and by they come upon a flattened possum lying dead on the roadside!.
The first bum says to the second, 'I'll split it with ya!.'
The second politely refuses, so the first bum eats the entire thing by himself!.
An hour or so later, as they are walking, the first bum starts turning green!. He gags for a few minutes and then spews the possum remains all over the road!.
The second bum smiles and says, 'I knew if I waited long enough I'd get a hot meal!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have!.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital!. One day!.!.!.
While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end!. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there!.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him!. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out!. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable!.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news!." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love!. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness!. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him!.!.!. I am so sorry,!.!.!. but he's dead!."
Edna replied!.!.!. "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry!."
"How soon can I go home!?"
~`~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms!. As soon as he
has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out!.
The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing fit to
bust!. The chemist thinks this odd and asks his assistant, that if the man
returns, to follow him!.
Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, repeating his actions once
more!. The assistant duly follows!. Half an hour later, he returns!.
"So did you follow him!?"
"I did!."
"And!.!.!.where did he go!?"
"Over to your house!.!.!."
~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
Two bums are walking along the side of a road early one morning, complaining about their empty stomachs!. The night before they had spent every dime they had on whiskey, so naturally they had no money for breakfast!.
By and by they come upon a flattened possum lying dead on the roadside!.
The first bum says to the second, 'I'll split it with ya!.'
The second politely refuses, so the first bum eats the entire thing by himself!.
An hour or so later, as they are walking, the first bum starts turning green!. He gags for a few minutes and then spews the possum remains all over the road!.
The second bum smiles and says, 'I knew if I waited long enough I'd get a hot meal!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, we all love a good blond joke - even me, a blond:
Why do blonds wear hoop earrings!?
They need SOMEWHERE to put their ankles!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why do blonds wear hoop earrings!?
They need SOMEWHERE to put their ankles!Www@Enter-QA@Com