What are your favorite Carlin quotes? I just loved him, and listened to him for !


Question: What are your favorite Carlin quotes!? I just loved him, and listened to him for the past 30 years!.!?
My mom was lucky enough to see him in November!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I loved his bit on Driving "who's the really fast a$$hole in line"!?, "picky eater", "high on the plane", baseball and football, golf courses for the homeless, NIMBY, and bombing countries just because they have brown people in them!. He had a comment for every life situation!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Everything we all do, and never talk about is funny, man"!. Farting on the elevator!. Share your faves! Don't forget the airplane "Safety Lecture"! My condolences go out to his family!. We have lost a really great comedian and irreverant guy!. He recognized the line and!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.purposely crossed it, in his own words!. No apologies!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Nobody could make a FART joke come alive like carlin did it!.!.!.!.he will be surley missed!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

In sports:
The Harvard, William and Mary game:
Harvard; 10, William; 7 and Mary; 3!.

The weather:
Tonight; dark followed by widely scattered light in the morning!.

I also remember a bit about a man who tried to pull his underwear out of his butt during his wedding ceremony!. It cracked me up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My favorite was his comments on people saying "Have a Nice Day!"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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