Don't you just love drunkards!?!


Question: Don't you just love drunkards!!?
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door!.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push!. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed!. 'Who was that!?' asked his wife!. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers!.
'Did you help him!?' she asks!. 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!
'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife!. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us!? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!' The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain!.
He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there!?'
'Yes,' comes back the answer!.
'Do you still need a push!?' calls out the husband!.
'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark!. 'Where are you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Lmao, it's a joke i haven't heard before!
My Uncle gets all sweet when he's p*ssed!. He once started complimenting my mum on the muscle definition in her arms (she has none!) Random or what!?!
Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lmao!! Drunkards are funny!.!.!.star for you!!
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http://uk!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes, the punchline helps!. Very good (the first time I heard it)!. But keep 'em comin'Www@Enter-QA@Com

u mean he was swinging!?!!
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! *star*Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

omg!! lmao!! that is toooo funny!.!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com



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