Dumb blonde joke (dont take offense please)?!


Question: Dumb blonde joke (dont take offense please)!?
One blonde can make a difference! At least that is what the blonde in this joke thought!.

She was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes!. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart!.

In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state!. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it!.

A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke!. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight!

Marching over at a rapid pace she announced,
blonde jokes"It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it!. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is!."

Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked,
"Ok, how about Arizona!?"

The Blonde, after pausing for a momentsWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Lol, I am blonde and always laugh at these!. I should cry because to often it is true but c'est la vie =) Thanks for the laugh!. I needed that today!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol, it's pretty funny!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well she got the capital XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!!!XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL i liked that one

hhWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha love it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

shes brightWww@Enter-QA@Com

cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was hilarious!
i gave you a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

so were still not free ha, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol i loved it, its one ive never heard beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones



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they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet




Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet


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two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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