Is the older generation there?!
Question: Is the older generation there!?
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband!?' '98,' she replied!.
'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented!.
She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it!?
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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104!?' the reporter asked!.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure!.'
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I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes!. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts!.
I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore!. I can't remember if I'm 85 or 92!. Have lost all my friends!.
But, thank God,
I still have my drivers license!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'How old was your husband!?' '98,' she replied!.
'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented!.
She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it!?
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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104!?' the reporter asked!.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure!.'
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I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes!. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts!.
I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore!. I can't remember if I'm 85 or 92!. Have lost all my friends!.
But, thank God,
I still have my drivers license!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
a man goes it to the dentist and asks for his tooth to be removed!. the dentist says ok well I have to give you a shot!. No the man replies I hate needles your not giving me a shot!. well the dentist says wehave some gas to give you!. again the answer was no!. the dentist goes to his office and brings back some pills!. the man takes them and asks what they were!. the dentist replies viagra!. VIAGRA!!! the man shouts what for!. well it won’t do sh*t for the pain but it will give you something to hold on to while I pull this tooth!.
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobs
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
a man goes it to the dentist and asks for his tooth to be removed!. the dentist says ok well I have to give you a shot!. No the man replies I hate needles your not giving me a shot!. well the dentist says wehave some gas to give you!. again the answer was no!. the dentist goes to his office and brings back some pills!. the man takes them and asks what they were!. the dentist replies viagra!. VIAGRA!!! the man shouts what for!. well it won’t do sh*t for the pain but it will give you something to hold on to while I pull this tooth!.
An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobs
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com