Is this rude but funny?!
Question: Is this rude but funny!?
Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office!.
"What's wrong!?" gasps her best friend Carol!.
"It's my boyfriend!." gushes Judi!. "He was working on the engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!"
"My god", shrieks Carol!. "Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!!?"
"No thank goodness" sniffs Judi!. "But it was the one just next to it!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What's wrong!?" gasps her best friend Carol!.
"It's my boyfriend!." gushes Judi!. "He was working on the engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!"
"My god", shrieks Carol!. "Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!!?"
"No thank goodness" sniffs Judi!. "But it was the one just next to it!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Sir Jeph, I have answered you before, but did I ever get a star!?
I liked your joke, and, as you know, I always like to reward a good joke with another, in the same vein!. These depend upon the same premise as for your joke i!.e!. on confused homophones!. Here goes!.
It is usually accepted that men have more hair on their chests than women!. Generally, women have more hair on their heads than men!. However, on the whole, women have more hair!.
The next one was not intended as a joke in bad taste but was an actual item on the news!.
Years ago there was a famous footballer named Asa Hartford!. He was a great player but his career was in jeopardy when it was found that he was suffering from a hole in the heart!. His manager (I think - and paraphrased) said, "We all wish Asa the best!. He is a whole-hearted player!." (The last sentence, at least, is accurate!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked your joke, and, as you know, I always like to reward a good joke with another, in the same vein!. These depend upon the same premise as for your joke i!.e!. on confused homophones!. Here goes!.
It is usually accepted that men have more hair on their chests than women!. Generally, women have more hair on their heads than men!. However, on the whole, women have more hair!.
The next one was not intended as a joke in bad taste but was an actual item on the news!.
Years ago there was a famous footballer named Asa Hartford!. He was a great player but his career was in jeopardy when it was found that he was suffering from a hole in the heart!. His manager (I think - and paraphrased) said, "We all wish Asa the best!. He is a whole-hearted player!." (The last sentence, at least, is accurate!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
there was a blonde and a burnette and a red head stuck on an island!. One day the red head found a magic lamp!. She rubbed it and a genie came out!. He said, " for letting me out, you each get one wish!." So the burnette says, " i wish i was with my boyfriend!." So she disappers in to her boyfriend’s house!. The red head says " i wish i was with my family!.’ then she disappers in to her familys house!. Then the blonde says, " Aw, im lonely, I wish my friends were here!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
there was a blonde and a burnette and a red head stuck on an island!. One day the red head found a magic lamp!. She rubbed it and a genie came out!. He said, " for letting me out, you each get one wish!." So the burnette says, " i wish i was with my boyfriend!." So she disappers in to her boyfriend’s house!. The red head says " i wish i was with my family!.’ then she disappers in to her familys house!. Then the blonde says, " Aw, im lonely, I wish my friends were here!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not funny, but not altogether rude, either!. I've got it pegged somewhere between distasteful and quite sophisticated!.
Oh and tell my good friend it is never good to lose the "hole" finger!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh and tell my good friend it is never good to lose the "hole" finger!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lololol i think i get it!.
i think when they say 'whole finger'
they mean 'hole finger' referring the finger he uses to stimulate her sexually!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think when they say 'whole finger'
they mean 'hole finger' referring the finger he uses to stimulate her sexually!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The WHOLE finger reffers to the finger he uses the finger her !. you know !.!.!.to finger her hole!.
so the Judi is happy it didnt get cut off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so the Judi is happy it didnt get cut off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i know it's monday but I may be a bit slow but I don't get it, sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ya ummm I dont get it- edit your question and explain Plez! I want to know!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. Rude and funny1Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it can you add details and explain it plz!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehhe!.!.!.
hey girls it is the hole finger!.!. get it now!.!.hole!!!
he was using it!.!.!.she thanks god it is not goneWww@Enter-QA@Com
hey girls it is the hole finger!.!. get it now!.!.hole!!!
he was using it!.!.!.she thanks god it is not goneWww@Enter-QA@Com