Blonde Jokes..?!
Question: Blonde Jokes!.!.!?
Do you have any good blonde jokes!?/
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Answers:
Here's some funny 1-liners
Q !.!. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall!?
A !.!. To see what was on the other side!.
Q !.!. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months!?
A !.!. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years!.
Q !.!. Why did the blonde call the welfare office!?
A !.!. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q !.!. Where do blondes go to meet their relatives!?
A !.!. The vegetable garden!.
Q !.!. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios!?
A !.!. "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q !.!. Why are blondes hurt by peoples words!?
A !.!. Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries!.
Q !.!. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs!?
A !.!. They keep breaking them with the hammers!.
Q !.!. What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech!?
A !.!. A blonde going through a flashing red light!.
Q !.!. To a blonde, what is long and hard!?
A !.!. Grade four!.
Q !.!. What is the definition of gross ignorance!?
A !.!. 144 blondes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q !.!. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall!?
A !.!. To see what was on the other side!.
Q !.!. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months!?
A !.!. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years!.
Q !.!. Why did the blonde call the welfare office!?
A !.!. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q !.!. Where do blondes go to meet their relatives!?
A !.!. The vegetable garden!.
Q !.!. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios!?
A !.!. "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q !.!. Why are blondes hurt by peoples words!?
A !.!. Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries!.
Q !.!. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs!?
A !.!. They keep breaking them with the hammers!.
Q !.!. What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech!?
A !.!. A blonde going through a flashing red light!.
Q !.!. To a blonde, what is long and hard!?
A !.!. Grade four!.
Q !.!. What is the definition of gross ignorance!?
A !.!. 144 blondes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day a blonde decided to go horse back riding!.
After a very long search, she finally found a horse she thought she could ride!. Things started off well enough, slowly trotting along, but soon the undulations started going faster and faster!.
Being unexperienced at horseback riding the blonde started to fall off!. She tried everything, grabbing the mane, then she tried to grab the saddle, but could not hold on!.
Seconds before falling off, the horse finally stopped, allowing her to get off, and gratefully thank the shopper for unplugging the mechanical horse as they were about to enter the department store!.
Ok, there is a blonde, a brenett, and a red hed!. They all just died and went to heaven!. Then they ran into God, He said "you can go to heaven if you can make it up these 100 steps while I tell you three jokes"!. So the brenett goes first she gets to the 30th step then laughs!. Then the red hed goes and she gets to the 50th step then she laughs!. Then the blonde goes and gets to the 99th step then laughs!. Then God says "Why did you laugh" the blonde says "I just got the first joke"
oooh and one more lol
a blonde went to get her hair done but she had earfones on
the hairdresser was like ma'm you have to take those off in order for me to cut your hair !
the blonde was like no i need thoughs ! if i take them off ill die!
well after an hour of arguing the hairdresser finnaly yanked the earfones off
within minutes the blonde was dead!.
the hairdresser was omg she did need thoughs ! i wonder hwy, so she put on the earfones and their was a tape repeating " breathe in !. !. !. !. breathe out !. !. !. " lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
After a very long search, she finally found a horse she thought she could ride!. Things started off well enough, slowly trotting along, but soon the undulations started going faster and faster!.
Being unexperienced at horseback riding the blonde started to fall off!. She tried everything, grabbing the mane, then she tried to grab the saddle, but could not hold on!.
Seconds before falling off, the horse finally stopped, allowing her to get off, and gratefully thank the shopper for unplugging the mechanical horse as they were about to enter the department store!.
Ok, there is a blonde, a brenett, and a red hed!. They all just died and went to heaven!. Then they ran into God, He said "you can go to heaven if you can make it up these 100 steps while I tell you three jokes"!. So the brenett goes first she gets to the 30th step then laughs!. Then the red hed goes and she gets to the 50th step then she laughs!. Then the blonde goes and gets to the 99th step then laughs!. Then God says "Why did you laugh" the blonde says "I just got the first joke"
oooh and one more lol
a blonde went to get her hair done but she had earfones on
the hairdresser was like ma'm you have to take those off in order for me to cut your hair !
the blonde was like no i need thoughs ! if i take them off ill die!
well after an hour of arguing the hairdresser finnaly yanked the earfones off
within minutes the blonde was dead!.
the hairdresser was omg she did need thoughs ! i wonder hwy, so she put on the earfones and their was a tape repeating " breathe in !. !. !. !. breathe out !. !. !. " lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "please come over here to help me, i ave a killer jigsaw puzzle, and i can't figure out how to get it started!. her boyfriends asks "what is it supposed to look like when it's finished!?" the blonde says "according to the picture on the box it's supposed to look like a rooster!. her boyfriend decides to over and help her with the puzzle!.she lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread out on the table!. he studies the pieces for a moment , and looks at the box, then he turns to her and says " first of all, no matter what we do we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then "he said with a deep sigh, !. !.!. !. !. !. !.!.
"LET'S PUT THE CORN FLAKES BACK IN THE BOX"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then "he said with a deep sigh, !. !.!. !. !. !. !.!.
"LET'S PUT THE CORN FLAKES BACK IN THE BOX"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a blond and two other non blonds were trapped on an island!.
the first non blong wanted to swim for it so she swam about 1/4 of the way and then drowned!.
the second non blond swam 1/3 of the way but drowned!.
the blond swam half way and said "im tired" and swam back to wait for a boatWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first non blong wanted to swim for it so she swam about 1/4 of the way and then drowned!.
the second non blond swam 1/3 of the way but drowned!.
the blond swam half way and said "im tired" and swam back to wait for a boatWww@Enter-QA@Com
a blonde was bragging that she has pyshic powers!.!. and everybody in the room was amazed by her statement!.!. so they ask her want kind power she has!.!. she say her breast can know when it rains!.!.!.!. so one of them asked!.!. so will it rain today!? she replied i can only tell when my boobs are wet by the rain!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
SORRY!. IT IS NOT ALLOWED!. IT IS A VIOLATION OF THE RULES OF CONDUCT TO POST A JOKE HERE IN THE JOKES AND RIDDLES SECTION!. THEY WILL VIOLATE YOU!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day a brunette and a red head decided to build a house underwater and so they did!. Then came a blonde who tryed to burn it down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why do blondes have square boobs !?!?!?
they forgot to the the tissue out of the boxWww@Enter-QA@Com
they forgot to the the tissue out of the boxWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde walked off a cliff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com