Blonde Jokes Week2?!
Question: Blonde Jokes Week2!?
1:COKE MACHINE :This blonde was at a coke machine and the blonde puts some change in and presses a botton!.A drink comes outThen she puts some more change in and a drink comes out she keeps going, until a man comes up and says"when will you be finnished!?The blonde says"Im not gonna quit till I Stop Winning!
2:Painting the house:One day a blonde got very angery about all these blonde jokes!.So she thought she could impress her husband that blonds are smart!.So she decides to paint the house!.While her husband went to work she began to paint!.When her husband came back She lying on the floor in a pool of sweat wearing a ski jacket and a coat!.Her husband asked are you ok!?She replies yes!.So she tells him that she wanted him to know that blondes arnt dumb by painting the house!.So he asks why are you wearing a ski jacket and coat!? She says"it said on the can,FOR BEST RESULTS,
PUT ON 2 COATS!.
3:Q what would you do if a blonde through a hand grenade at you!?You pull the pin and through it backWww@Enter-QA@Com
2:Painting the house:One day a blonde got very angery about all these blonde jokes!.So she thought she could impress her husband that blonds are smart!.So she decides to paint the house!.While her husband went to work she began to paint!.When her husband came back She lying on the floor in a pool of sweat wearing a ski jacket and a coat!.Her husband asked are you ok!?She replies yes!.So she tells him that she wanted him to know that blondes arnt dumb by painting the house!.So he asks why are you wearing a ski jacket and coat!? She says"it said on the can,FOR BEST RESULTS,
PUT ON 2 COATS!.
3:Q what would you do if a blonde through a hand grenade at you!?You pull the pin and through it backWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
3 blondes go to the docters to find out if they are going to have a boy or girl!.
the first blodne goes in!.
docter: were you on top or bottom!?
blonde: top!.
docter: you're going to have a boy!.
she walks out of the room exstatic!.
the next blonde goes in!.
docter: were you on top or bottom!?
blonde: bottom
docter: you are going to have a girl!
that blonde walked out of the room soo happy too!.
the third blonde went in the room in tears!.
docter!. whats wrong!?
blonde: just save it!. im going to have puppies aren't i!?
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incase u guys dont get it it means she did it doggy style :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first blodne goes in!.
docter: were you on top or bottom!?
blonde: top!.
docter: you're going to have a boy!.
she walks out of the room exstatic!.
the next blonde goes in!.
docter: were you on top or bottom!?
blonde: bottom
docter: you are going to have a girl!
that blonde walked out of the room soo happy too!.
the third blonde went in the room in tears!.
docter!. whats wrong!?
blonde: just save it!. im going to have puppies aren't i!?
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incase u guys dont get it it means she did it doggy style :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
great jokes, only the word through should have been threw!.
going to throw something and going through something is completely different!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
going to throw something and going through something is completely different!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WATCH OUT!. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST JOKES HERE, EVEN THOUGH IT IS CALLED THE JOKES AND RIDDLES SECTION!. IF YOU GET REPORTED, THEY WILL VIOLATE YOU!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh arent you funny :)
jelous little bizznatchh!
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
jelous little bizznatchh!
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hauhauahuahuahuahuahauhauahuahuahuahauha i lubb the blonde jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL , I'm blond and I'm laughing at the jokes hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore !?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too!.
HA HA!!!.!.!.well I thought it was funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too!.
HA HA!!!.!.!.well I thought it was funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
2 blondes walked into a building,you would have thought one of them would have seen it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO, very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. I like the 3 one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blondies are not stupid!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I DONT THINK BLONDES ARE DUMB
and whats the questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
and whats the questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
Spot on all of them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol they were ok, heard them before,
but that last joke ffrom 'AMAZE'
that was damn funny =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
but that last joke ffrom 'AMAZE'
that was damn funny =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
um!.!.!.!.they were okWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like the first one!.!.!.i always love blond jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i liked the 2 coats oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol those are pretty funny!. Where/what site do you get them fromWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
another funny one goes like this!.
three guys who work in the construction field are all sitting down to eat lunch way up ontop of an unfinished building!. the first one, who has brown hair, opens his lunchbox and says ,"Man! if that damn woman makes macoronni and cheese and hot dogs again, i am going to jump!" After that, the man next to him,a guy with black hair, says, "if i open this lunchbox tomorrow and see speghetti again, i am gonna jump!" the last guy on the job, a blonde, says "if i have another peanut and butter jelly sandwich tomorrow, i am going to jump too!" the next day, the all end up jumping!. a few days later, the dead constuction men are given a memorial!. all of the wives go!. the wife of the brunette sobs and says " if only i made something different, he would still be here!." next, the wife of the man with black hair says with a sob, " if only i gave him my sandwich, i would still have a husband!." last, the wife of the blonde says(without a sob)"don't look at me!. he made his own lunch!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
three guys who work in the construction field are all sitting down to eat lunch way up ontop of an unfinished building!. the first one, who has brown hair, opens his lunchbox and says ,"Man! if that damn woman makes macoronni and cheese and hot dogs again, i am going to jump!" After that, the man next to him,a guy with black hair, says, "if i open this lunchbox tomorrow and see speghetti again, i am gonna jump!" the last guy on the job, a blonde, says "if i have another peanut and butter jelly sandwich tomorrow, i am going to jump too!" the next day, the all end up jumping!. a few days later, the dead constuction men are given a memorial!. all of the wives go!. the wife of the brunette sobs and says " if only i made something different, he would still be here!." next, the wife of the man with black hair says with a sob, " if only i gave him my sandwich, i would still have a husband!." last, the wife of the blonde says(without a sob)"don't look at me!. he made his own lunch!."Www@Enter-QA@Com