Just another blond joke.?!
Question: Just another blond joke!.!?
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day!. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk!. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic!.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers!. Not
surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up!.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives!. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here!?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly!.
'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road!?' he asks!.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde 'Those are my emergency flashers!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers!. Not
surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up!.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives!. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here!?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly!.
'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road!?' he asks!.
'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde 'Those are my emergency flashers!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I thought it was funny!.
I am blonde and I always love a good dumb blonde joke so keep 'em coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am blonde and I always love a good dumb blonde joke so keep 'em coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is so stupid!. it wasnt funny i dont even understand why ppl make jokes about blondes just cuz some famouse ppl who are blonde are really stupid doesnt mean you gotta put down everyone else who was born with blonde hair!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty ******* funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha that was pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol that was really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty good, hey Nikki, dye your hair if you don't like blonde jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that was great (and I really did LOL) : DWww@Enter-QA@Com
rofl good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack!?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about”
Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning!. Now, can you give me the number for Jack!?”
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com