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Question: Can you believe I am posting a joke on the "jokes & riddles" board!?
Burial at Sea
Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters
had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring
gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died!. Of
course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes
kept their promise!.
They set off from Clearwater Beach
with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded
onto their rowboat!.
After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you
think we're out far enough, Barbie!?' Barbie slipped
over the side and finding the water only knee deep said,
'nope, not yet Bubbles'!.
So they row a little farther!.!.!.!. Again
Bubbles asks Barbie, 'Do you think were out far enough
now!? Once again, Barbie slips over the side and almost
immediately says, 'No, this will never do, the water is
only up to my chest!.
So on they row and row and row, and
finally Barbie slips over the side and disappears!. Quite a
bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really getting
worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface, gasping
for breath she says, OK, it's finally deep enough!.
Hand me the shovel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters
had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring
gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died!. Of
course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes
kept their promise!.
They set off from Clearwater Beach
with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded
onto their rowboat!.
After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you
think we're out far enough, Barbie!?' Barbie slipped
over the side and finding the water only knee deep said,
'nope, not yet Bubbles'!.
So they row a little farther!.!.!.!. Again
Bubbles asks Barbie, 'Do you think were out far enough
now!? Once again, Barbie slips over the side and almost
immediately says, 'No, this will never do, the water is
only up to my chest!.
So on they row and row and row, and
finally Barbie slips over the side and disappears!. Quite a
bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really getting
worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface, gasping
for breath she says, OK, it's finally deep enough!.
Hand me the shovel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
good one!.!.!.funny and had ya thinking the whole time that it was something to do with rowing in circles or something alongside the boat or whatever!.!.!.
Duster36 probably cracks up at one liners and rolls in stitches to the old "black, white and red all over" jokes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Duster36 probably cracks up at one liners and rolls in stitches to the old "black, white and red all over" jokes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can you believe I am posting a joke on the "jokes & riddles" board!?
What!? No we cant believe it, because you have yet to post a joke, or even something funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What!? No we cant believe it, because you have yet to post a joke, or even something funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
can you believe i am answering on the jokes and riddles board!?
=) sorry i couldnt resist! good joke, i love hearing blonde jokes it just cracks me up! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
=) sorry i couldnt resist! good joke, i love hearing blonde jokes it just cracks me up! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant blonde joke, that came as a surprise to me, totally unexpected, well done!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
liked it i thought you were going to say the boat was still tied to the harbour, and they were rowing away oblivious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think that was funny!. I don't get the joke at all because it wasn't funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
no, it wasn't funny!. in my opinionWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha blonde chick r dumbWww@Enter-QA@Com
noWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its too long, didn't read it allWww@Enter-QA@Com