Will anyone help him out?!
Question: Will anyone help him out!?
A man and a woman were deeply in love!. She, being of a religiousnature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted so bad!. In fact, he had never even seen her naked!.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked on his overly cautious, slow driving habits!.
"I can't stand it anymore," she told him!. "Let's play a game!. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll
remove one piece of clothing!."
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car!.
He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse!. At 60, off came the pants!. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties!.
Now, seeing her naked for the first time, and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control
of the car!.
He veered off the road, over an embankment and wrapped the car
around a tree!. His girlfriend was thrown clear, but he was trapped!. She tried to pull him free but alas, he was stuck!.
"Go up to the road and get help," he said!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked on his overly cautious, slow driving habits!.
"I can't stand it anymore," she told him!. "Let's play a game!. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll
remove one piece of clothing!."
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car!.
He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse!. At 60, off came the pants!. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties!.
Now, seeing her naked for the first time, and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control
of the car!.
He veered off the road, over an embankment and wrapped the car
around a tree!. His girlfriend was thrown clear, but he was trapped!. She tried to pull him free but alas, he was stuck!.
"Go up to the road and get help," he said!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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