Has anyone heard of any funny jokes?!


Question: Has anyone heard of any funny jokes!?
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The third grade was studying whales!. The teacher asked the children if they knew anything about whales!. A little girl raised her hand and said, "well Jonah was swallowed by a whale!." The teacher rolled her eyes and told the little girl that that was scientifically impossible!. The little girl said, "well when I die and go to heaven I will ask Jonah about that!." The teacher said,"what if Jonah went to hell!?" The little girl said," then YOU can ask Jonah what happened!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

I go out to the beach before anyone gets there and put letters in bottles and float them out!. Then all the people come and the bottles float back in, when someone grabs one I walk right up behind them!. When they open the bottle there is a note inside that says "I'm standing right behind you"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes, i love silly jokes!.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile!?











"robin, get in the batmobile!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

have you heard the one about the christian that went to "Jokes & Riddles" & asked for jokes & riddles, instead of reading the jokes & riddles!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call a snail on a ship!?
















































































a snailor! hahahahahahahahhahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

There are two olives on a table!. One falls off the table!. The first one asks, "Are you okay!?"
The second one responds, "Olive!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes


Why did the banana go see a doctor!?!?!?



because he wasnt "PEELING" well !!!!

LOL

ty ty tyWww@Enter-QA@Com

yeah !. what's a 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean!? answer: a good start :) *hope ur not a lawyer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yea hear it is what do you call a smart blond!?
a golden retrieve no offence blondsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why do men like blonde jokes!?
Because those are the only ones they understand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO that olive joke is freaking hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com

iv got loadsa guid jokes but cannae put them on here scunnered!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have!. Hasnt everyone!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

nope sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com

erm!.!. nope but thx 4 tha 2 points!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes i have!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

nopeWww@Enter-QA@Com

I dunno!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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