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Question: Here is another!?
Three women go to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get
drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in
the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night
before!.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked
if she has any last words!. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity
Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on
the behalf of the innocent!."
They throw the switch and nothing happens!. They all immediately fall to
the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and they release her!.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words!. "I
just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power
of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent!."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens!. Again they all
immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her!.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well,
I'm from the Louisiana State University and just graduated with a degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya'll right now, ya'll ain't
gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in!Www@Enter-QA@Com
drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in
the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night
before!.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked
if she has any last words!. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity
Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on
the behalf of the innocent!."
They throw the switch and nothing happens!. They all immediately fall to
the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and they release her!.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words!. "I
just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power
of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent!."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens!. Again they all
immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her!.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well,
I'm from the Louisiana State University and just graduated with a degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya'll right now, ya'll ain't
gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Awww, blondie!!! You killed yourself!!! Ah well, lol, gave a good laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
<3'd it
i like the blondeWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like the blondeWww@Enter-QA@Com
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that was really funny!.!.!. love it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wait isnt the blond the dumb one!?!?!?!? confused!?!?!?!?!? funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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